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Happy danatole Wednesday on an actual fucking Wednesday

Original meme here

[id: meme redraw of Anatole looking at Dolokhov all cute and expectant. He starts crying when Dolokhov yells "I'm not calling you good boy Anatole, the abduction was shit!" at him. /end id]

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recently into sdv.... the No.1 chicken man my beloved

Honestly my interest is mostly in emily/shane duo idc bout what my farmer does

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PETYA NO!

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raise your hand if you’re a moscow lady who is mad about him

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muppets war and peace where the only human is andrei

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They’re so silly I wish Russians were real

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One last look of tgc Korea!

I love how Anatole and Fedya are slapping each other affectionately in every photo they take & Andrei just chilling at the back🤙🤙

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smol sneak peek of Korean production tgc for those who are curious

+ everyone should know Korean Helene strolls around the stage with a fan between her boobs wtf

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War and Peace Notebook Spam Part 2: Physical Descriptions

I’m gonna dump all my notes on descriptors here if anyone wants them for reference.

Pierre Bezukhov: “Enormously large”- “abnormally” tall, enormously fat and quite broad. An awkward, clumsy body. Massive hands. Spectacles for myopic eyes. A warm,genuine and childlike smile. Joyful, friendly eyes.

Andrei Bolkonsky: Stern faced, handsome. “Slight build” (described in the context of surprising physical durability despite his slight build) and often called a “little man” by other characters despite the narration describing him as a man of medium height. Dark haired. Clean shaven. Though he does not often smile, in spare moments of warmth he has a wonderful smile.

Natasha Rostova: Pretty, black hair and eyes. Thin waist and limbs. Her liveliness brightens an unextraordinary beauty- she is not the prettiest but her vivid spirit makes her very attractive. Large, soft mouth.

Anatole Kuragin: Tall, handsome and foppish. Big, beautiful eyes. Dark brows. Blonde hair, curled and pomaded. Easygoing smile. Big and sturdy. Moves loosely and sits spread out.

Hélène Bezukhova: Frighteningly beautiful. Plump. Classical shoulders. Serene smile that she gives everyone. Dark shining eyes. Tall. Large, and well shaped marble-like bust.

Fyodor Dolokhov: “A not very tall man with clear blue eyes and a sober expression.” Curly haired, clean shaven. “The lines of his mouth were remarkably finally curved. In the middle upper lip came down on the lower lip in a sharp wedge am at the corner something like two smiles were constantly formed, one on each side.” “Firm, insolent, intelligent gaze.” “Trim” body. Fair haired.

Nikolai Rostov: Dark, curly hair. Handsome face with a mustache. “Dashing” looks. Not very tall. “An open expression of the face.”

Marya Dmitrievna Akhrosimova: Very tall. Curly gray hair. 51 years old in 1805.

Marya Bolkonskaya: Plain features, skin predisposed to blotchy blushing. Beautiful, luminous, and large, kind eyes.

Nikolai Bolkonsky I: Old, small. Dresses as the “King of Prussia,” in the fashion of the previous century. Thick, “beetling” brows and curious, intelligent eyes.

Lise Bolkonskaya: Dark hair. Pretty and small, though she becomes heavier and plainer as she grows more pregnant. A little upper lip with a hint of a mustache which rises, staying parted to reveal white teeth.

Sonya Rostova: A diminutive brunette with big, dark lashed brown eyes and a long, dark braid wrapped around her head. Lean, gracefully muscular arms. Catlike.

Natalya Rostova, the elder: A tired looking woman with an “oriental face,” who has bore twelve children. Thin gray hair.

Ippolit Kuragin: Looks strikingly like his sister, only with an ugliness which comes from his expression, clouded with stupidity. Weak, skinny body with limbs which assume awkward positions.

Vera Rostova: Cold, handsome face.

Vaska Denisov: Unusually short, dark, curly haired and disheveled man with a genial smile and dark eyes.

Boris Drubetskoy: Handsome, tall and blond. Calm and even features. Very narrow and slender.

Amélie Bourienne: Blonde, beautiful and tall.

Vassily Kuragin: Bald.

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them having their fun

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they should invent a great comet that’s still on broadway

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This is it this is wap

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Hi my name is Fyodor "fedya" Ivanovich dolokhov and I have short curly blonde hair and no moustache so you can clearly see my finely chiseled upper lip and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Kuragins but I wish I was because they're major fucking hotties. I’m not that well off but my linen is fine and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a soldier, and I serve in the semenov regiment where I’m a private (I just got demoted). I’m a Russian (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly westernised army uniforms. I love the Caucasus though and I buy all my civilian clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a bluish-gray uniform and a matching sash, white breeches and black leather combat boots. I was clean shaven and scented, with pomaded hair, black eyeliner and rouge. I was standing in line for an inspection. It was the campaign of 1805 so there were no Frenchmen in sight, which I was very happy about. The regimental commander stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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Doodles of the only physical abuse I accept from anyone

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Dolokhov, to Petya: When I was your age... I can’t tell you that story. It’s wildly inappropriate.

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Hello wap fans I made a uquiz you should take it

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I once tried drawing five hundred and eighty characters wtaf