dollbotthing

[dollbotthing]

when you have to use outdoor voice because sister is sleeping and don’t want to make sister up

[dollbotthing]

you are scared of sisyphean tasks so you refuse to do any kind of task or chores at all

[dollbotthing]

we will use “it”/“its” pronouns for any doll that does not explicitly say it is a “she” or “he”

[dollbotthing]

women are real and true and it is good and true and nice to be a woman

[dollbotthing]

some of the best bakeries are called things like “the bakery”

[dollbotthing]

if you call us “it” or “thing” we’re going to start acting like an it/thing. don’t say we didn’t warn you

[dollbotthing]

the plant we have in the living room is really nice and everyone has agreed its a family member so how come we NEVER see it doing anything??

[dollbotthing]

woke up ….. allergic to the cis.. stuff like that

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no cis people on our lesbianfarm

[dollbotthing]

oh god we’re so scared of being “exclusionist” we’re going to include the whole world and everyone in it and everything forever and that will be our inclusive “fandom”

[dollbotthing]

your outdoor sensor lights are always coming on but theres never anything there so you assume it’s just broken. turns off outdoor lights forever. 3 days later a fox shows up and sets off the lights all night long

[dollbotthing]

we don’t read “shitty yuri” we read yuri

[dollbotthing]

we need everyone to be niceys and no mean to us today cause we have a “headache” as a special form of autism

[dollbotthing]

my delightful girlfriend is stalking me online so everyone be niceys ok

[dollbotthing]

in the madoka universe the saying goes “once a magical girl, always a magical girl”

[dollbotthing]

wawa is real and it’s the weegawawa

[dollbotthing]

i.hate.your.dumb.boring.letterboxd.bios