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people talking about "cis hets" like its some kind of magical, otherworldly phenomenon they can study and observe in their natural habitat
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will microdose estrogen for the sake of the sisterns
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not to be all #girlblog #gurlgirlblog #genderblog but sometimes we really wish we had a body
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if someone tells you to watch your tone just tell them you're using a monotone
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pageturner: this series is full of tropes but the characters make the tropes work for them and it feels uniquely them and not dull you: wait so it has love triangles? pageturner: plurals you: wait what
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birds are little masters of the universe that we all need to bow down to
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urge to develop a yuri series where one girl has a huge crush on the other but the other literally doesn't realize it at all—for comedic purposes of course—it's not that she's not interested it's that she's literally too ditzy and oblivious to even think of the possibility. yes this is inspired by real life experiences
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saw an ad for "cowskin leather" and we almost did a double-take. like, what. cows don't have skins? is that why they all die?
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tell your local psychotherapist you think you are "insects"
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a yuri post where the heteros come in and say this is beautiful and amazing and they like it and we bait them into the heterooranjes and thus they turn into yuri
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pretty sure tumblr will turn you into that hentai girl if you don't reblog it
nothing counts if you don’t reblog it
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"i'm a teen hacker" girl claims to have hacked "1,000 usernames and passwords" it doesn't even occur to her to try using them to log onto even one Facebook nothing feels real anymore
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if we could have any magical girl transformation we definitely do not deserve the one that has an incredibly modest revealing puritanical outfit
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Thank you your advice about toxic relationships really helped
Now I want to kill them!
it’s dangerous to go alone. take this 😤😤😤
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