Hi, my name is Gwen! I'm feeling twenty three this year, I blow wind through expensive metal tubes for money, and my pronouns are she/her/hers. If there's anything else you'd like to know, please send me an ask!
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a microagression is when a man under 5'10 gets cranky
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every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)
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due to personal reasons im going to sleep
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Concept: Ghost movie where a guy moves into a spooky old haunted mansion but then proceeds to do so much weird shit the ghost is the one freaked out.
Ghost after watching the dude eat 30 boxes of animal crackers and then pass out in the foyer wearing half a sheep costume and a bathrobe: Hm yeah I don’t know where to go from here.
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Woah, check out this sick sculpture. I wonder what kind of honor this place holds. I bet they esteemed some wicked deeds in there.
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