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Kylar is perfect because my lesbian side doesn't have to fight my love for nasty stinker men

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I love a Dabi/Reader or a Shigaraki/Reader where Reader bites just as hard as they do.

Where they're both fucked up and damaged and angry and so fucking afraid of exposing that soft inner core they're carrying. So craving of attention and affection yet simultaneously repulsed by it.

Where neither of them knows how to hold someone's hand without digging their nails in and drawing blood.

Where neither of them is the sunshine, they're both black holes swallowing up everything in their path.

Where they both know this was doomed from the start.

Where if they come out better on the other side it's one hell of a cosmic joke, because who the fuck allowed them to have a happy ending?

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The fact that I haven't been on c.ai for almost a year now and Shigaraki fucking Tomura is constantly texting me anyway like an obsessive ex boyfriend begging me to come back to him

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Shigaraki's first dentist appointment:

-"Hey Shiggy, have you ever been to the dentist?"

-You knew he hadn't. You only ever ask him questions you already know the answer to. He doesn't really understand why.

-"Yes." He lied, his gaze focused on the screen before him. He didn't dare to make eye contact with you, a bead of sweat trickling down his neck.

-"Oh yeah? And what were you doing there?"

-Your proximity didn't help at all. He turned his head away, knowing full well that his voice would break the moment he looked at you.

-"Um... flossing?"

-Wrong answer.

-So there he was barely an hour later, tied up and trashing around in the back seat of your car.

-Screaming was pointless, but that didn't stop him from cursing you out and trying to summon Kurogiri.

-Kurogiri, of course, was on your side. The dentist visit had been long overdue, and he was more than thankful for your help.

-The muzzle on Shigaraki's face made him look like an idiot.

-You were smart enough to know that he would most definitely bite.

-That's what you said to the doctor in the first place, anyway.

-"He is a biter."

-Tomura was even more confused when he looked around the shabby clinic.

-"Why are there only cats and dogs in here?"

-Nobody answered him.

-"Are you his owner?" The doctor asked you, not even bothering to look at Shigaraki.

-"They are not-"

-"Yeah, sure I am." You interrupted, and once again, it was like Shigaraki couldn’t speak for himself.

-He was already shaking with irritation, one step away from snapping.

-With a quick jab of a needle, our dear Shiggy was knocked out cold on the operating table.

-He could only remember your face smiling down at him, the fluorescent light and the smell of ten other animals in the room.

-When he regained some of his consciousness, there was no muzzle on his face and no rope tying him down.

-Just you, the inside of your car and that annoying music playing on the radio that you were singing along to.

-You adjusted the mirror to look at him, and he caught a glimpse of himself in it.

-There was something on his forehead, he could tell. Some kind of sticker in the shape of a smiling face.

-'I was very brave :)' It said.

-The braces make him look very cute and entirely nonthreatening.

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"You can kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?"

"My beautiful princess Shigaraki"

"That shit don't count you'd do that anywa-"

"HIMIKO TOGA."

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how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character

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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

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this was their most serious discussion

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quick drawing of shigaraki tomura (yes i used a stock image for the background because i am LAZY) ive recently fallen in love with him <3

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Good night to everyone except Tenko haters

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a kylar

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For simps that love the loser version of shigaraki!

🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮

🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮🩵🎮

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KYLARRR :3

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nobody ever thinks of me and jerks off because i have a rotten soul

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boy kylar - adorable pathetic disgusting little stink rat freak

girl kylar - beautiful neurotic bpd ocd yandere princess only i can understand

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Shigaraki trying to use Y/N's skin care products to make himself less crusty and failing miserably:

Cleansing oil- It wasn't as bad but he didn't know he had to actually wash it off so he looked like an oily mcnugget the whole day. When you said you wanted to see him oiled up, it wasn't exactly what you meant.

AHA/BHA acid- Burned. Immediately washed it off. Red face for the whole day.

Mud mask- Tried washing it off (progress) but wasn't able to get it off completely. Dried out pieces of mud mask everywhere for a week. Dabi called it the pharaoh's curse.

Nail serum- Didn't know it wasn't meant for the face (why do you keep it all mixed up anyway??). Oily mcnugget 2.0

Glycolic acid 7%- Burned his face off (again). You found him on the bathroom floor screaming in agony. He accused you of an assassination attempt.

Moisturizer- You gave it to him once you started to pity his attempts. His skin absorbed the whole container without improving even slightly. The pharaoh's curse persists.