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heres whats gonna happen. me and my domme are gonna go to mall of america and get cinnabon or jamba juice. whatever we want, i mean whatever we are feeling. in that moment. im gonna put rat poison in our drinks. then we hit up sealife aquarium. i pay the $15 admission fee. by the time we get to the little underwater tunnel part our bodies are weakening. Ill explain everything, Mistress will understand. we share a last kiss there with the sharks swimming along side us and rays soaring above our heads like birds. after we drag ourselves through the shimmering tableaus of the seahorse zone well finally collapse on the wiry carpet under the gentle blacklight of the jellyfish display were we breathe our last.. our love will be memorialized on the third or fourth page of the minneapolis star tribune

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Grown men will literally plug their ears when a firetruck goes by to protect their hearing but not plug their butts when looking for a more gratifying and immersive sexual experience

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pjackk changed the world of posting for the better and we dint even realise it while we had him. id still pay to see him rust over1,00,00 years in a lake though

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it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

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i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

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sabrina carpenter's the thing

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why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

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wait which turn signal is the gay one to use

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HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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unsent letter to jakob by Jackson Holbert

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David Shrigley Proposals for Record Covers Galerie Francesca Pia, Zürich December 3, 2022 – January 28, 2023

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

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Who translated my gar onto a 2d plane when I wasn’t looking

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the images inside the phone soothe the sad idiot woman

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i don't think everything is supposed to feel catastrophically overwhelming all the time. i think that's probably not great.