dogglegog

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation

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Might I interest you in a fleeting sense of hope

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are you a bad enough dude to fold two hundred fitted sheets without ideating about self harm

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can't believe I will not be able to take part in the glorious communist revolution just because I'm into cuckoldry

Its okay anon, you can still watch

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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie

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authorities when questioned today on the matter have said that mr beast is neither particularly blessed nor uniquely accursed by god

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last night was a chilling portent of things to come

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gabbeh no 1 & 2

do not repost or reuse my art

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Leather Wristband Collection

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Alt health clowns: all doctors just diagnose whatever fake diseases they need to push evil toxic pills!!!

Actual doctors: wow sorry to hear that your bones dissolved and your eyes flew out and exploded and all your skin fell off, try drinking more water and sleeping better and if the pain gets worse in 6 months we'll do some tests to see if you deserve a aspirin

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if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

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you guys literally are all so brave. even through the screen i can tell. keep going

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my favourite conspiracy theory is that Someday you will ache like i ache

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avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times

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presses the button that makes all mosquitos around the world feel empathy for all the suffering they've caused just to see if it changes anything

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I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time... it's a mess. The bastard's killed again. They call him The Artist... man's sick in the head, thinks he's gonna be the next Michelangelo. His "canvas"? The human body. Maybe I'm just not "cultured" enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is... wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it's like a perspective trick! Oh shit that's so cool. I mean. Ahem. It's not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent... oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It's like, two in one! How'd he even DO that, this guy's a genius!!