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Angel dog computer girl
She/it/pup/???I love my beautiful wife so muchunequivocally personal on here :3
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an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
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if she’s your girl why is she sucking on my ancient coin
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my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she
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i want a shirt that says:
“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”
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friend after introducing me to tumblr: wow, you've been doing great, got a few bangers already! good job :D
me: b-bang her?? um,, if that's what she wants puppy to do,, a-arf ><
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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got told I have a loveable soul and a slappable ass in the same breath
there is no greater mountain to climb
life has peaked
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