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HELP SHE WANTS TO GET TUMBLR
SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME
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how i look at the pint of ice cream im abt to destroy at 2 am
Put yourself in the microwave.
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bunny's the kind of guy to study sappho and say "yeah but she wasn't actually a lesbo because she had a husband called penis"
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help this girl who added me on airbuds LITERALLY two hours ago is alr calling me good girl
guys i might be in love shes SOOO fine
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“She awakened from her opium dreams with her body still restless.”
— Anaïs Nin (via godsdear)
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Made you the villian, evil for just moving on I see your shadow, I see it even with the lights off
CHAPPELL ROAN | The Subway
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dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post
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test drive will ALWAYS be a goated piece of scoring
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we could be so olivia and luis but she had to be shitty
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just drove past a cunt with yhe license plate "HUMMUS" im obsessed with this dude who is such a hummus fucking fiend its his fucking license plate
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if i had a girlfriend i'd kiss the ground she walks on
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about once a month i develop a deeply unhealthy obsession with 1-2 of my mutuals and i think about those specific people pretty much 24/7 and i always want to interact with them even if they dont gaf about me and when i do it gives me so much dopamine i literally jump around my room
90% of the time its an older mutual too
#i don’t want to sound pretentious by saying this but if you’ve ever felt like idc about you#YOURE WRONG#bcz i absolutely love you and your posts#< ELYSEE ILYSM YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL
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last night i had a dream that they measured the worlds smallest kitten with a ruler in front of the president on live tv and it was 2.38 millimeters big it was smaller than a water droplet and the scientist measuring the kitten said "i have never seen anything like this in my life"
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