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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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I thought it would be a "fun evening activity" to play my with my Legend of Zelda Monopoly board that has been sitting in my room unused for years....I forgot how much swearing and TIME was involved with board games with my family.

Everyone was fighting for their LIVES. My luck, as usual, was non-existent. Utterly soul-crushing 😭

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I hate having 15 million creative hobbies like I want to work on dumb cat designs but also start a new animation project but ALSO write an entire fic but ALSOOOOO crochet something but....get this.....ALSO start a new cosplay project. I need my brain to pick a lane, posthaste.

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every fitzsimmons hug ⇻ 6.07 ‘Toldja'

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handsome, clever, and rich.

Emma Woodhouse poster design for fun! Based on the 2020 film.

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Emma, in a one page comic

One image version under the cut

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hey shadow. its me. the devil

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Welcome to TumbleClan, redditors!

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the prophecy gang again

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Collab piece with @cheesecakewitch!

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18 with leafpool?

"There was something 'bout you that now I can't remember It's the same damn thing that made my heart surrender And I miss you on a train, I miss you in the morning I never know what to think about

I think about you (so don't let go)"

(About You by The 1975) (I do not condone this band btw)

wake up babe pigeonleap posted more weird pining crowpool! i love how the whiskers came out on this one, and the crowfeather design although he's hard to see

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I miss the Crow/Leaf days of the fandom

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my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

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so i've been listening to the warrior cats audiobooks and there's this scene where fireheart is explaining to bramblepaw and tawnypaw that their father tigerstar is a traitor and it's really dramatic and ends with bramblepaw getting upset and running away but at the beginning it said that fireheart tucked his paws under him so all i could think about was how he was loafing

i drew fanart ^

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I have a Warriors design blog now, give it a follow if you are so inclined! @doedoesdesigns :D

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one word: fitzsimmons. that's it, continue with your day

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set after leafpool dies, before the bonus scene w jayfeather dealing w that grief gets resolved. guess who was bitter over a certain cardboard character bitch not being included in that

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