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Beware the Sniffarobe

The legend of the Tequila Mockingbird tells a tale of the ultimate villain.  He is the flat-footed, chiffarobe-bustin’, Mayella-lovin’, cocaine-sniffin, fried chicken-eatin’, long-legged, pipe-hittin’, guilty-as charged Tom Robinson.

If you’re walking around at night, you’re gonna wanna make like an asian and squint, or else you wont be able to see him.  If you come face-to-face with the large-nostriled beast, first off, be wary of his black magic.  He can blind you by moving his hand back and forth like the Queen of England.

There is, however, a clever way to lead the foul demon astray.  When confronted, just say the words of the ancient hymn, “I have some chicken here and I can use it against you.”  The Sniffarobe will commence to look about and sniff the air.  He will then dissapear into the night, and this is how you know you have won.  You must be able to do this quickly, or he will snort you like a pixie stick and bust up your chiffarobe/woman, depending on availability.

This is why all the peoples of the Trumpire must fear the power of the Sniffarobe, because when there’s smoke, they pinch back.

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Sparks fly when a teenage witch makes a deal with a demon. What happens when their lives become ENTWINED? http://thndr.it/1MJjxfz

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This is the most unsettling thing ever

This girl and her chicken face swap 

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current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Something’s coming…something good….something….interesting..

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Prisoner of War blinking in morse code to spell T-O-R-T-U-R-E during forced interview. 

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