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I cannot stop watching this.

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me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

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getting paid slightly above minimum wage

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TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

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How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??

A. Masturbate

B. Buy myself something I don’t need

C. Eat processed food

D. Complete one (1) household task

E. All except D

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Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

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8 Hands, 1 Piano! Watch more!

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When you walk into work for your evening shift and the store is a complete fucking disaster.

Coworker: “Yeah it’s been dead all morning haha”

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Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me: