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[doctorkidoriiiii]

hey why are you reblogging things from the interview event? :)?

Can't a doctor reblog things in peace ? /sil

Ahem- Now for an actual answer !

Don't worry about it . Knowing why isn't anything important ! :]

[doctorkidoriiiii]

[Well, you heard the anon. It's time to close things up.]

[The "sun" has fully encompassed the void by now. And, much akin to how the sun will inevitably consume the earth whole, the "sun" will take hold of this quaint little office space. Taking Gumi's memories with it, into a vault, never to return. Speaking of Gumi, she stares at it, aware her time is coming to an end.]

[It's hard to hide her fear in such a situation. She is gonna go back to the state she was in prior. Afraid, lost, and on the verge of insanity. She doesn't want to go back. She can't go back. But she has to go back. So she'll accept it. She has to accept it. It will pass after all.] "Wow... Is this it?"

"1 G(_)3$$ T|-|1$ 1$ G00|)B¥3." (I guess this is goodbye.)

"AYGH!!"

"..."

"Something just happened."

[THE INTERVIEW EVENT - END]

[doctorkidoriiiii]

(Oh that's why she's been saying that? God I'm dense.)

Well, Gumi, I think that about wraps things up. Do you have any last words for the papers before we conclude?

"Oh... Yeah fair. Makes sense, right? Well- I guess I have some words for the me on the other side. Purgatory, right? Yeah... Uh, with whatever happens there, I hope you know that there are people out there who care about you, who love you. Even if you can't see them yourself. And those people love you for you. You don't have to go around and pretend to be something you're not, you don't have to go and mimic everyone else. I just hope that she's happy out there..."

[doctorkidoriiiii]

Fun Fact: Can we have a photograph for the headlines?

"Of course you can have a picture! Maybe title it something like; "Gumi Megpoid grapples with the deeply disturbing situation she found herself in and the existential crisis that follows"!" [She chuckles.]

[doctorkidoriiiii]

Fun Fact: Oh Magic Conch, am I immune to the rules or just lucky?

[It's more that the other guy fucked up twice. This Gumi can never really escape. Only Megumi could, theoretically, come back to the real world. Maybe try to make Megumi remember instead?]

[doctorkidoriiiii]

Okay then. Next weird question: If you had a horrific case of amnesia and couldn't remember a goddamn thing about your past correctly -hell, for some reason you've made up a new past that you fully believe is true- what do you think you could say to that Gumi to make them remember something, anything that they forgot? Anything to get them back on track?

"Um... Uh.... I don't know! Maybe show her things that remind her of her past? Just tell her outright maybe? I don't know if she'd believe that, but try anyway? I never thought this through- I never thought about this at all!!!!"

[doctorkidoriiiii]

hiii

walks away

...Well , then !

See you later , anon... ?-

[doctorkidoriiiii]

KIDORRRIIIIIIIII! IT’S MY TURN TO REMOVE VITAL ORGANS FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE’S BODIES!

Oh !

Sure , sure , go ahead ! :]

[doctorkidoriiiii]

Oh well, bad luck I guess. I’ll give it back once you answer the questions.

...Give back what ?

[doctorkidoriiiii]

There’s this parasite that lives under water, it’s so small it goes through the victim’s gills and lives peacefully at the bottom of the tongue. Once it’s grown big enough, it’s starts slowly eating the victim’s tongue and ends up B3C0M¡NG TH3 V¡CT1M’S T0NGU3!!¡!

Interesting ! Mind sharing the organism , anon ?

[doctorkidoriiiii]

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I don't like eating body parts , but you do you , anon !

[ translation: eye balls are my faaaaaavorite after school snack!!! y-you should reeeally try them!!! ]

[doctorkidoriiiii]

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Fog ?

[doctorkidoriiiii]

my favorite crime is tax evasion

Same !

Actually- It isn't... But I have done it before !

[doctorkidoriiiii]

my mom said you’re hot

Wait , what ?-

Anon, huh ???

What ?

Anon , what the hell do you mean by -

[doctorkidoriiiii]

any extra syringes I can borrow?

totally not on heroin

Yep !

I've got one right... here !

> KIDORI would pass you a syringe . ( yes , because you should totally give random syringes to random people . )

Ahaha... wait , what ?-

[doctorkidoriiiii]

beating myself up for saying "while" instead of "would" how did i even make that mistake

[doctorkidoriiiii]

"Oh, by the way, Mik- OH MY GOD?????"

- Reporter Anon

" Ah- Hey....! "

The leek waves sheepishly, a weird mix of a smile on her face. It's very clear that she's not enjoying this.