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My favorite tiktok audio skit is always this one:

Regulus: Is there a cactus where your heart should be

Remus: Whats up your ass this morning?

James: Hey!

Remus: Hmm…nevermind.

Sirius: *proceeds to choke*

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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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Dorcas: We need someone to fill in for Regulus.

Barty: I think James is already filling Regulus.

Barty & Evan: *snicker and high five*

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Stiles: yawning and falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder during a pack meeting

Lydia: smirking “Are you going to move him?”

Derek: softly “He’s fine where he is.”

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James: i'm paying for the person behind me, can you tell them that i think they’re hot?

fast food worker: okay?

Regulus: *drives up to the window*

fast food worker: your food was paid for by the guy ahead of you. he thinks that you're hot

Regulus: *rolls his eyes and smiles* he's my husband

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AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

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Remus: What's it like dating Regulus?

James: Once, I asked for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

James: I love him.

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regulus:

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i fucking love evan rosier that's all thanks for listening.

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UNWARRANTED?

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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Lily and Regulus in a corner talking when they see James coming over: Regulus: Wanna make him think we’re conspiring against him? Lily: Fuck yeah. *James approaches* Lily: So you wanna do it? Regulus: Of course. At night right? Lily: Midnight sharp. Regulus: Should we use a scalpel or a dagger? James: what are you guys talking about? Lily and Regulus: Nothing. Regulus, in a silky voice: Not about you, James don’t worry. James: *Panicked all of a sudden*

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Sirius: Stop it. James, turning to Sirius: Stop what? Sirius: Stop looking at my baby brother like you want to eat him. James, grinning: Oh, but I do want to eat him. Sirius: Remus: James, run.