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I’m sick of everyone else making fun of my height

I’m sick of everyone s height

I’m sick of everyone h i

I’m sick

I’m s l i my ight

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“Let me read tumblr” “Nuh uh”

I really don't like how filtering a word on tumblr doesn't actually remove that type of content from your dash, it instead hides it, with a button that lets you view the post. I'd really like it if you could choose between completely hiding or just censoring posts with certain words in them, it would help a lot for people who have specific words they don't ever want to see, and in general it would just be a really helpful accessibility feature

like don't get me wrong, in this specific instance it is very funny, but sometimes I'd rather just not see it at all

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explaining a game plot badly:

Pizza and OHGODOHFUCK

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doctors can’t prescribe medication for the

lung grunge

pneumonia isn’t the reason for the

lung grunge

to tired to post cause of the

lung grunge

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I got nothin, someone better be funny in my vicinity so I can be as unfunny as possible

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*inhales*

Anxiety

*lies down to watch YouTube for an hour

two hours

4 hours :(*

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EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

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Me in the confession both while listening to your sins

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yeah?!? WELL I GOT YOUR LIVER

YOINK

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

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I am…. SO tired… of…

being tired…

I’m just gonna get my weighted blanket out and…..

zzz

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My jumping spider Pumpkin has gotten so big 😭 she's in her ninth instar now

She's grown to be such a sweet little lady and loves to help me work. Look how helpful she is!

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"hows the job search going"

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So it definitely wasn’t a good idea to scroll tumblr while riding at 30mph

riding on my electric motorcycle right now and I needed to let tumblr know

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riding on my electric motorcycle right now and I needed to let tumblr know

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me waiting for an event that’s in 5 hours:

the 20 other tasks to do today: are you gonna deal with us or?

me: NO! I’ve already set my mind to this and if I do something else I might forget :(

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Where is

“Common enough to where you know someone with your name, but uncommon enough where you stand out for having said name”