distraught-boytoy
transmasculine sex god
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Hayden | He/they | aroace | intj | '02 | part-time reader part-time wrangler on AO3 | have a good time in this hell.
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distraught-boytoy · 13 days ago
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Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.
Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.
That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!
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distraught-boytoy · 17 days ago
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Well this makes the sighting by the zoo employee a million times more adorable 😆❤️
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distraught-boytoy · 21 days ago
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HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS
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distraught-boytoy · 1 month ago
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everytime i make a wrangling mistake i then go read a fic and leave a lengthy comment full of love to the author. to balance it out yk.
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distraught-boytoy · 2 months ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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distraught-boytoy · 2 months ago
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just clocked out of my 9 to 5: leaving a comment on fics, making the author laugh and send me a reply, receiving adrenaline rush from aforementioned reply
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distraught-boytoy · 2 months ago
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insert are they lovers? worse meme
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distraught-boytoy · 3 months ago
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happy birthday to all left handed people
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distraught-boytoy · 3 months ago
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Sono veramente affranta e stanca di leggere nostri politici e testate giornalistiche spargere transfobia a gogò come se fosse una cosa normale e di cui non vergognarsi, per giunta ai danni di un'atleta che manco è una donna transgender. Vorrei dire che "abbiamo toccato il fondo", ma non è vero, il fondo l'abbiamo toccato tempo fa, noi siamo armati di martello pneumatico per raggiungere livelli di bassezza mai visti prima.
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distraught-boytoy · 4 months ago
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“This discourse is so online! In real life trans boys are getting FUCKED” can you not be fucking weird and fetishizy for one minute??? No trans masc wants to be told to just have sex when they’re trying to talk about their oppression, it’s weird, dismissive, and fucking gross. Fuck you.
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distraught-boytoy · 5 months ago
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Quando torno a casa è sempre estate
Odio l'estate
Mia madre dice che il mio modo di vestire attira troppi sguardi, che se mi vestissi da ragazza normale non mi guarderebbero
Non sa forse che è proprio quando mi vestivo da ragazza che sentivo gli occhi delle persone fissi sul petto e sulla schiena, bruciavano dei fori sulla mia pelle
Anche oggi mi sento un controsenso
Anche oggi mi sento contronatura
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distraught-boytoy · 5 months ago
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happy pride, friends in my phone ❤️
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distraught-boytoy · 6 months ago
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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
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distraught-boytoy · 6 months ago
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"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s
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distraught-boytoy · 7 months ago
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hi guys i was recently selected to go on erasmus in Szeged, Hungary, should I accept? im a very gender non conforming looking guy and also pre-t, will I be fine there? is the government transphobic or homophobic? i mean i can tolerate a bit of transphobia, since the government here in Italy is transphobic and a pain in the ass. any answer is kindly appreciated <3
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distraught-boytoy · 7 months ago
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When you're so gay your fansight is also done w you.😭💀
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distraught-boytoy · 7 months ago
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and here comes homotron3000 with sir twinklestar doing yaoi damage control...
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