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Sirius Black and Severus Snape meet in the afterlife

…nothing has changed

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(Source: me on twitter)

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dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is

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Writing period dramas in the discord, lads

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this is absolutely sending me

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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

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i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

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(source: me on twitter)

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I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

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people are too mean to snakes. they're just tubes and I love them

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How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

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my favorite trope on criminal minds is when hotch and morgan are like “this is useless. the unsub wont listen to us. this is getting nowhere.” and reid is like “aha! this is because you are both alpha males. i am a weak little shrimp boy and therefore i can talk to him.” and then he does

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I laughed so fucking hard at this