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RP blog for Michael Distortion from the magnus archives. Mun is 20 but uninterested in smut. Do not drag me into any drama of any kind and DO NOT LEWD THE DISTORTION! Profile Picture by Mariflexon.
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distorted-rp · 3 days ago
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A yellow door opens from seemingly nowhere and a blond-haired creature with too-long fingers emerges with a bag of Chinese takeaway "Would tandoori chicken be suitable?"
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" I could use a bite to eat, how about anyone else? "
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distorted-rp · 12 days ago
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Micheal the distortion loves those rainbow colored pencils where you never know what color is next.
Helen the distortion has one of those multicolored click pens but the colors don’t match the push part and she loves gaslighting people about it.
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distorted-rp · 12 days ago
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Ace!
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distorted-rp · 9 months ago
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Far away Disortion
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distorted-rp · 10 months ago
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Ayla got a new piece of paper and drew a figure in red marker labeling it "Tom" before drawing another smaller figure with a tail and dog ears labeling it "Me"
Ayla is currently drawing more of her friends in front of Jon
Jon watched her.
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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Martin: 😨
Basira: Daisy drop. Daisy! Drop that! Drop daisy!! Daisy don’t you dare!
Jon: 💀
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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@hoshi-neko-hikari Hikari's auntie Annabelle
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Nobody liked Mr.Spider
I wanted to include Annabelle a little, and according to the wiki she is dressing like “a vintage clothing store exploded on her" so...
more from this au
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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if you ding dong ditch the distortion you unlock a special achievement. it’s like a cheat code.
Keep reading
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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"What can I do to help?"
Michael is currently talking with taiyou
“Hello, Mr Michael. You wished to speak with me?”
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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Michael nodded "I wish to know how my daughter is progressing."
Michael is currently talking with taiyou
“Hello, Mr Michael. You wished to speak with me?”
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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Oh, Archivist!
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It's almost sad to see you like this!
...Almost.
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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Poor Michael. He had been on trips for the Institute before.
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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cool drag transformation (im on episode 115 so please no spoilers)
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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Helen left the room aa the tape started playing the recorded voice of the archivist and Helen herself
The case of a missing woman with supposed mental issues had come across Columbo's desk leading him to London and to a man named Jonathan Sims due to an entry in the woman's diary about something called "the distortion"
Columbo was reading what he was allowed to read.
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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Hellen looked at a watch and widened her eyes "I'm going to be late. Give that tape a listen Lieutenant."
The case of a missing woman with supposed mental issues had come across Columbo's desk leading him to London and to a man named Jonathan Sims due to an entry in the woman's diary about something called "the distortion"
Columbo was reading what he was allowed to read.
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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"A shame. You learn more by getting in the way."
The case of a missing woman with supposed mental issues had come across Columbo's desk leading him to London and to a man named Jonathan Sims due to an entry in the woman's diary about something called "the distortion"
Columbo was reading what he was allowed to read.
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distorted-rp · 1 year ago
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"I'm somewhat familiar."
The case of a missing woman with supposed mental issues had come across Columbo's desk leading him to London and to a man named Jonathan Sims due to an entry in the woman's diary about something called "the distortion"
Columbo was reading what he was allowed to read.
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