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Reblog and fill in with details about your muse as if they were a character in a Dating Sim. (Inspired by Huniepop)

Name: Phaerun Houlmalu Their Profession: Superhero / Interstellar traveler Where they can be found (e.g. park, café, gym etc): Pretty unpredictable - she can be found at all locations, it’s hard to pinpoint where she’ll be at any given time. Gotta explore this new planet, y’know. Favourite food type (breakfast, junk food, veggies, etc): Candies, pastries, anything sweet. Meat, too, but that’s probably not a good thing to give on a date. Favourite alcoholic drink: Fruity cocktails. Favourite trait (romance, passion, sexuality, talent, flirtation, sentiment, joy): Sentiment. Where they would go on a date: Aquarium, amusement park. Ideal gift: Flowers. How many dates until they go to bed: Likely around five.

❤ Dating Sim Tropes ❤

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                     ❝ As a failure, I’ve learned to appreciate the little things in life. ❞

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As used to that question as she is, Phaerun’s first reaction to it is generally frustration - “generally,” in that she’s not usually asked under threat of being vaporized.

“No! What? Of course not! I’m -” Shaky as she is, she stands up straight, hoping to give off the air of someone who might know what they’re doing. “I’m a registered hero, Atomic Comet. Ah.” It was only a matter of time until that countenance faltered. A few seconds, though, that’s a new record. “Hey, do you think you could maybe deactivate that? I don’t - I’m not here to fight.”

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        there’s an immediate air of distrust, discontentment– skepticism arises with every clipped step. sol’s fingers glow, weaponized sunshine in the very palm of her hand, and completely under her control. the other’s appearance made it obvious she was part of a certain faction (monsters, heroes, but not a normal civilian), but to which, sol couldn’t be sure just by observing.

            ❝                         are you a monster?   ❞

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Zips by on a hoverboard.

“Can’t stop to talk, I’m late for a board meeting!”

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in case anyone wanted a summary of phaerun

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                        ❛    FOR A GREATER GOOD  .

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“Yeah, I’d say that qualifies. That’s pretty cool actually, I didn’t know you had any powers! So are they like, water-manipulation or something like that?”

“…I’m not a cosmic horror villian. I don’t actually remember how I got to Earth. I was an amorphous blob who hadn’t actually formed a brain yet. This is just speculation that I believe from a fellow alien who knows more than I. I’m generally not impervious to fire, but I have water powers so I can put fire out. Does that count?”

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“...”

“That sounds like the origin story of some cosmic horror villain. So how did you get to Earth? Isn’t fire involved? Are you impervious to fire because that would be really cool.”

“You know what’s more fucked up. The last time I was in space, I was an amorphous infant blob. Also, that this is normal for those of my race. That means that there’s also babies in space.”

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“Isn’t it fucked how there’s like... space in space?”

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grimaire replied to your post:❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ i looked...

there’s space between things

grimaire replied to your post: ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ i looked...

thank u phae

nobody’s told her the term "3d” yet

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❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜

SHITPOST STARTERS || accepting! 

“That’s all you got? Pff. Casual.”

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❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ i looked directly at this one and knew it was fate

SHITPOST STARTERS || accepting!

“Right?! It makes more sense once you’re in the middle of it. Like when you see it from here, it looks flat, but when you’re really out there it’s like, there’s space between things, they’re closer than other stuff, all that. It’s pretty cool.”

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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      standoffish is not a fish I like to eat on the first date.

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She watches him for a moment, mouth opening as though to say something, but snapping shut after a soft intake of breath. This look of concern is a little out of place on the face of a girl who’s eaten detergent pods.

“... I didn’t know you could eat those.”

Watches her do so. Shoots an arm out && grasps a cherry blossom between two fingers. Looks it over for a second, then jams it into his mouth.

          ❝ you didn’t have to bring me a snack. ❞

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oh my god i can make anime icons