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putting this here since my bf doesn’t appreciate my beat face sometimes

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and no, it’s not a phase cause it happens all the time.

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felt a little spicy after work 🦥

twitter (if ya want it)// @pperseids :)

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okay guys hear me out hear me out

these two have the same energy

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got rid of that gnarly “blonde” hair I had :)

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Happy V-day folks 🥰💕

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I post for the hot bitches that didn’t know how to pronounce Carlisle until they watched twilight

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PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

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I’m salty as hell. iIf I was Bella in Eclipse when Edward wouldn’t let her go to La Push, I’d lock my windows at night.

Edward would be standing outside my locked window like:

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psst edward is a loser pass it on

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Happy 12 birthday Twilight you suck but I still love you

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people will see gross ships where the woman fixes the bad abusive boy or w/e and say “oh just like Beauty and the Beast” but y’all fail to realize Belle didn’t fix Beast. She’s not sitting there screaming about how “I know there’s good in you!!!!!!!” after he does something horrible. She’s not making it her goal to change him. Beast changes because he actively wants to become a better man. Belle is just existing around him and he’s like “hmm I wanna do something nice for her. I wanna learn how to read, and relearn how to eat properly so I don’t gross her out, and wear clothes properly instead of just ripped capes,” like he’s actually trying to be better, which is why the story works. Kyle Ron is not that. Edwin Cullen is not that. They’ll never have what The Prince has babes I’m sorry.

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Robert Pattinson for GQ Magazine

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if a vampire was just like "hey, wanna bone?" do you think i'd say no? hesitate even slightly? do you take me for a goddamn idiot, incapable of appreciating and gratefully receiving gifts that the universe decides to bestow upon me? c'mon now

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