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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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There is a hostage in my state capitol. How yall doing?

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later

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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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It’s fucked up how life changing $3,000 would be.

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Was Another Simple Favor written by an Only Murderers person?

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Emily’s arrival scene justifies Blake Lively’s acting career.

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Well that's a normal and not authoritarian asshole response.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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