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Boops!!

while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.

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Another adventure in cake decorating, this time something fun with no crazy story behind it. A Huggy Wuggy cake from Poppy’s Playtime (I do t know if I spelled his name right and I’m too lazy to look it up). Made him of rice crispy treats and fondant. Just in time for Halloween. 👻

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Adventures in cake decorating.

I am a cake decorator and yesterday I had a funny call with a customer. People don’t always realize the information I need to make what they want. There’s a picture at the bottom that I don’t know if it is NSFT.

Customer: Do you make cupcakes?

Me: Yes. What are you looking for?

Customer: I want to celebrate getting a breast reduction and I want to have boob cupcakes. Can you put that on a cupcake?

Me: Absolutely. Did you want it to be one to cover the entirety of the cupcake or a pair on each?

Customer: Oh! Oh, I didn’t think about that. I guess two on each.

Me: Sure thing. And what skin tone?

Customer: Pardon?

Me: What color do you want me to make them? Like, are you Caucasian, Hispanic…?

(Long pause where I’m about to ask again…)

Customer: Oh!!!!! Um, I’m white. So, yeah, Caucasian.

Just wanted to write this down so I can remember and laugh later. Maybe I’ll put more silly things that happen with customers here or some of the more fun cakes I make. I don’t know what I’m doing.