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I cannot stress enough that the temple of Sobek was a two-story labyrinth full of sacred crocodiles. It's easy for people to forget that the upper story was the actual temple, and the lower story was a massive flooded labyrinth with the floor covered by the water, and only the temple priests knew the correct path through the labyrinth.
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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I went undercover as a cornflake at Kelloggs for seven years
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I could probably kill a turkey with my bare hands. But I won't... I have a violent heart but I wish to end the cycle
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Jinx Arcane is just female Joker I am literally her. Except she has the blue hair and I have the pro nouns
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rediscovering decaffeinated coffee has changed the game forever. i can take my adhd meds and then drink a mocha without turning into a level 4 Shambling Undead
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learned how to use blenders film making tools
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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw
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beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
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