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By George, this picture is on point.

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Daft Punk performing at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards

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I come and go like the tide. Or herpes. Whatever.

I haven’t been on tumblr in quite some time

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What the fuck was the point in making microwaves as loud as possible? I understand the actual microwaving may not be able to be quietened, but it’s a monotone white noise. Every button press and door opening is like a new notice from the town crier. 

- “Hear yee, hear yee! Your housemate is a loud jackass that’s having a midnight snack! ”

Can’t I make Mac n Cheese in peace?....

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Philippines: Shark beached in Antique births 30 pups 1st March 2016;

A Tiger Shark (Galeocerdo cuvier) beached itself on the shores of Barangay Ipil in Antique province’s Barbaza town on Tuesday morning, birthed 30 pups, then died, GMA News stringer Peewee Bacuño reported.

Fishermen saw the beached and half-dead Shark, and were then surprised when it suddenly birthed a pup.

It was at this point that the Shark finally expired. However, the fishermen could see that there was something moving in its belly.

They cut the shark open, and found another 29 pups.

All the pups were released in the open the sea, while the Shark carcass was buried after it had been inspected by the Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources.

Source: GMA News Online

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Pic ~dump~ of some snaps of my Catwoman cosplay from New York Comic Con! I had so much fun this year, even though 45 minutes in my corset busk literally burst apart (it’s not a true cosplay experience until your costume turns on you) and I had to improvise by using a pants drawstring and a tiny scissor to fix it! THANK GOD I CHOSE THE POST-BATTLE LOOK.) 

My feet also gave the fuck up about 3 hours of walking around in 7.5 inch heels that were a tad too small (the blisters under my toes are like the Mad Max tumors, jesus take the war rig)– BUT, something I adore about cosplaying at the con is the adrenaline, the overstimulation, the way your physical discomfort can evaporate because you’re focused on everyone and everything going on around you. It’s so awesome to get out of my head like that.

I’ll post more pics and an entertaining-as-I-can-make-it “How I Made My Cosplay” thing, talking about my budget, how long it took, what I used, and how I almost had to not go because of the most obscene camel toe I have ever sported. 

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I never knew how much I needed Tsun-Geta in my life till this moment. Goku’s character through all of Dragon Ball Super so far has been a big ol’ bag of dicks to his wife and kids, while Vegeta has been bonding with his son and protecting his wife from harm.

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I see and acknowledge your opinion, but mine is that the Wachowskis ruined all Wachowski movies.

MRAs and fedoras have pretty much ruined all Wachowski movies for me.

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It is now week two and I just got home.... As the saying goes, “Open the flood gates!”

TMI Tuesday: Frustrated Edition

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Drugs. The excuse is drugs.

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TMI Tuesday: Frustrated Edition

Visiting family overseas with my parents, staying with them the entire time.... It’s been about a week and I’m REALLY backed up

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Christmas Wishes from Star Spangled Comics #77 [Unknown/Sprang]

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It’s been about 5 days since I’ve bought this new game and I think I just realised the girl that served me at the game store was flirting with me and it flew right over my head. I say “I think” because my social ineptitude prevents me from actually interoperating social queues and body language properly. How social? What do?...

Welp. Back to playing this game alone.