I haven't come up with a personality yet because I'm too busy disassociating, 20 years of this
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it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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for their crimes of terrorizing the local town, Garmr was turned into a maid who loves being Useful and getting Praised instead of being destructive and getting Cursed At! their Good Dog training begins now
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moving apartments is the worst activity that exists
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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.
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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out
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