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I had a vision

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Secret time traveler Tseng?

His loyalty is unwavering, his methods are unconventional. But if it means preventing Midgar's destruction and ensuring Rufus' rise to power, then so be it.

Tseng: Sir, I've assassinated President Shinra to expedite your ascension, enrolled Sephiroth in mandatory therapy, armed the Nibelheim locals with artillery to guard the reactor, stolen the Black Materia and replaced it with a rock, and burned all copies of Loveless in Genesis' vicinity.

Rufus: And yet, you still haven't picked up my dry cleaning.

*Tseng's eye twitches*

Rufus: I mean, honestly, how hard can it be? You're slipping, Tseng.

(20 minutes later)

*Tseng kicks open Sephiroth's office door*

Tseng: I will pay you 1000 gil to slap Rufus Shinra.

Sephiroth: I'll do it for free.

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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early TCG illustrations by Keiji Kinebuchi were the coolest 

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Abolish Tesla.

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We have 30 days until the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) laws are rescinded. This is the 50-year bedrock of American conservation. Normally, these actions take years but the administration has provided 30 days for public comment gutting clean water and clean air. Drop what you’re doing, before you make any more calls or read any more social media posts, please populate the Federal Register with dissent.

A. Go to https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/02/25/2025-03014/removal-of-national-environmental-policy-act-implementing-regulations

B. Click on the green rectangle in the upper right corner ("SUBMIT A PUBLIC COMMENT") .

C. Fill in your comment, and info at the bottom, and SUBMIT COMMENT.

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ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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Former Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe, who was blacklisted from the league for standing up for marriage equality, speaks at a city council meeting where he calls Trump a Nazi. He is subsequently arrested and carried out by police.

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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Made this design on a t-shirt for a commission recently.

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Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique