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Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

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oh to be a raichu eating fluffy pancakes and pikachu themed parfaits

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This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.

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Hi, I fuckin' love Rappa (HSR)

She is cringe in the best ways. Yes, please give me a chuunibyou character who literally learned to be a person via knock-off Space Naruto. I fucking love that she is basically Sakura if Killer Bee taught her.

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REAL !!!

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People are trying to bring back 1880s-era anti-ASL sentiment. Worst timeline.

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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

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Offering you silly Mahoyome text posts for these trying times.

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About ten years ago I decided that the next step I needed to take in my life was to accept and explore what it meant to be a failure and to have failed. This infuriated almost everybody in my life and clearly terrified a lot of people. People do not want you to accept failure. They dont want you to like... Sit with and think about it and pick it up and turn it arpund in your hands and really examine it. They want you to keep throwing yourself against the impossible walls until your body explodes! They do not want you to say "alright then, I've failed. What does that mean for me? Im still here. What does the life of someone who has failed look like?"

This makes people very angry and panicky.

My mental health improved in ways it had not in the previous DECADE once I stopped. And. Sat. With failure. And thought about what my failure ... Was. And looked at the structures that produced it and examined them critically.

It is so taboo to fail and admit it openly and talk about it. It is so taboo to talk about or think about failure in an accepting way rather than hiding it shamefully until you experience a degree of success in some area which allows you to present the past failure as "a stepping stone" to your current situation. Fuck that. We are put in positions of guaranteed failure by society every day and then punished and shamed for it. Lets fucking talk about failure

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I had a vision

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Secret time traveler Tseng?

His loyalty is unwavering, his methods are unconventional. But if it means preventing Midgar's destruction and ensuring Rufus' rise to power, then so be it.

Tseng: Sir, I've assassinated President Shinra to expedite your ascension, enrolled Sephiroth in mandatory therapy, armed the Nibelheim locals with artillery to guard the reactor, stolen the Black Materia and replaced it with a rock, and burned all copies of Loveless in Genesis' vicinity.

Rufus: And yet, you still haven't picked up my dry cleaning.

*Tseng's eye twitches*

Rufus: I mean, honestly, how hard can it be? You're slipping, Tseng.

(20 minutes later)

*Tseng kicks open Sephiroth's office door*

Tseng: I will pay you 1000 gil to slap Rufus Shinra.

Sephiroth: I'll do it for free.

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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