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if you are to die on the cross i hope to be the thief that defends you from those who insult you 💕
will you die at 33 like jesus did?
Yes it is the consequence of being the only real Catholic out there. I believe it will happen after I rise to power through controversial means, legalize crucifixion, am eventually found guilty of crimes the good people of America have never even heard of, and am killed by my own followers in an act of vigilante justice through the same execution method I used to eliminate all of my rivals. As I bleed out on the cross, I will look to the heavens and say, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing." Then God will reveal His plan was to abandon me all along, and I will say Fuck That and jump off the cross and Joker Everybody to Death
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Quick warmup to dust off ye old joints. I am FREE FROM FINALS!! For now.. BUT IM HERE TO DO COMMS SND ART AGAIN
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Ah yes, December 25th. My birthday. Not an important day for any other reason...
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anyways i lwk associate p!atd with superwholock idk they're like second cousins or something
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haha guys i love florid so much. guys, guys they won't leave my head. blue... blue n red... rigid and impulsive... short n tall... the entirey colour thingy?? like floyd's first time seeing red is RIDDLE??? im EXPLODING. i.. JABSIDBWIDBSISN!!!! THEM!!!!! Their opposite yet parallel-yish similarity and just, them. The way they would balance off of each other!!! I can't I love them so much somebody sedate me.
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そこはオレの場所だよ または 抱き締めるならオレにしなよ
フロリド
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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie
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All my coworkers like me so so so so much!!!!!!!! They believe I am normal, which is true, because I am
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Yep, it’s real.
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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
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Little Muppet Sesame things #120
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Well, howdy!
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where is the muppets fandom
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Father, I must inform you that spotify called me a "mallgoth rock-ish emo" because I listened to MCR a lot this year
It made me think of you.
Spotify called me “mallgoth rhythm games rock” . . .
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social media sites need to start adding a specific 'don't show me any more Harry potter content' button
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There are some real weirdos on this website... glad to be diagnosed Normal!
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フロイドくつろぎマイルーム…フロリド妄想
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