you left me alone out on my own tell me where we went wrong | Caius (Ky-us) he/him. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈|
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dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree
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penis @riddiex
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I'm sorry Milton. I was such a tool;
I do not know how such a play unfurled
Where I, enraged, did harm you in our duel
And without thought, became your Aaron Burr.
Athena's "wisdom," which I blindly sought,
Did lead me by the hand to sharpened nail;
I left you for the one who caused the rot,
Moirail? No. To you, I've been Moi-FAIL.
I beg upon my knees for simple grace,
Although a wretched mupping cuck I am;
Green Joker tears are pouring down my face,
I know I did you wrong, my precious Ham
I understand if this is still the end
But still- I'm sorry, Hamilton my friend.
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All I’m saying is aladdin taught me not to trust men without nipples and that 30$ pricetag says I shouldn’t trust them anyways
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what would you do if someone was bigender (both a man and a woman)
They're only worth speaking to in woman mode. And I would know because I'm in woman mode EVERY SINGLE DAY, FATHERFUCKER!!?
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Since Christmas is approaching us. I’d just like to inform everyone that the muppets actually did their own version of ‘it’s a wonderful life’ called ‘it’s a very merry muppet Christmas movie’. Where Kermit wishes he was never born after difficulties with saving the muppet theatre.
And it’s got Scooter as a stripper
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the sheet hes holding is called “pickup lines the ladies will love”
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i am obsessed- i think i might be touch starved too...
PART 1 PART 2
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@///_bsd_edits on Instagram gave me the idea to draw that based on one Ueda and Kimisawa interaction
The thing ^
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