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daily reminder go watch this animation I made

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muzzled camilla hect courtesy of blood of eden

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Assuming knight and priest fuckers aren't a venn diagram with only the tiniest fingernail slivers on the outside.

nod nod nod very true very true

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a new collection made of dreams and nightmares

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dyke on the loose in the alien sex club (cropped)

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New smut up on my Patreon! This month's theme is Universal monsters :3c

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Magic ladies lounging

Just an excuse for me to draw some of my favorite things ⭐️

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have you heard about the Sicko's Selection? me and 14 other adult artists/authors put together a bundle of artbooks, novellas, and comics for you to enjoy! there's over $75 worth of our hot hot smut in here, and you get it for just $15!

i, for one, have offered up Poker Night with the Arizona Dogs, AND if it reaches its stretch goal of $5000, i'll be premiering another new artbook a few weeks ahead of its planned release!

so what are you waiting for, sicko?? go get your porn!

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POV: You agreed to a walk in the forest with the Archdruid 🌿

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But I gave him the shape that's canon in my head pls enjoy

(pls gimme that dad bod)

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unit 07

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pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree

(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)

edit: if you'd like to fill out my form for a knightly pin-up interest check i'd appreciate it :)

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Full Dogmeat reference for viewing pleasures

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Mannnnn gay men were on to something when they invented bears

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🃏Strip Poker ♥️ Featuring Bertie (she/her)

Round three! You slammed that last goal omg.

To win the next round- 50 RTs or 200 likes, and she'll take off her vest o//o.

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BiscuitDragon Commissions Info

Howdy! I'm taking commissions.

What do I write? NSFW Original Content. I will not write fanworks. OC's are fine. Oviposition, Pregnancy, Monsters, CNC, Somnophilia, Mind control, Noncon, Dubious Consent, Breeding, Transformation, Lactation, Hucow, Free use, ballpreg, Parasites.

You can use my Masterlist and ao3 to estimate if I'll be interested in your commission. We can also discuss any additional kinks that aren't on my main list. Anything listed in my limits is a no go and you will be blocked if inquire about them.

Where can I contact you? Through DMs.

What are your rates?

Less than 1,000 words = $15 USD. 1k - 9k = $.020 per word More than 10k = $.030 per word More than 15k is up for discussion.

Word count will be discussed before agreement. We will discuss what you'll want out of the commission and I'll gauge a minimum and maximum word count based on the discussed story and kinks.

If I go over the agreed word count, It'll be at no extra cost to you.

How are payments made? Through paypal.

How long do commissions take? That will be up for discussion based on what's being written. <1k will generally take less than a week while a larger word count means a longer time period. I will discuss the timeframe with you through.

I'm only taking 5 commissions at a time. Once I've finished one a new slot will open. I'll update how many commission slots I have opened on my pinned post.

As always. I will not always agree to a commission even if all kinks are aligned and you're willing to pay. It's my right to to turn down a commission for any reason.

This post may update in the future if I get asked frequent questions.