dirtygagaconfessions

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im so gaga-devoted that i would do anything for her

i know perez hilton is an idiot and should die but i wouldnt kill him right away, i'd make him suffer from pain in the most cruel way

so i made this plan up and im totally determinated.

i know my vagina and my body would suffer the consequences but who cares, its for gaga.

so ive already set up this date with this bear he is 68 years old very hairy and he has this weird desease thats only contracted  through fisting and precum and rough sex so imma get that desease and then have nasty sex with perez so he could die a few days later

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it's been 8 months since ive been waiting for ARTPOP and i have been masturbating with my gaga-themed dildo since then, now my little-not-so-little-now vagina its inmune or something to any kind of toy/penis/taylorkinney'sdick/gagawig thats introduced into my vagina because i just cant feel pleasure anymore because my vagina got used to it. in order to feel something i would have to insert into my waxed vagina an extra large dildo and i would have to build it myself because i like my dildos to be gaga-themed like with gagas face on it or her vagina on it or anything related to gaga's dancers or even family

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I can't wait for ARTPOP

my pussy seeks for new music, i just cant satisfy my pussy, i can hear it, whispering things... "i want ARTPOP..." ive tried to please her with interracial sex but nothing happens. I swear that if gaga decides to release ARTPOP on september my pussy will no longer exist and that makes me sad because my pussy is everything  Poll: What would you do without your pussy/penis?

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since cake like lady gaga came out, ive starting to grow this fetish for cakes.

i asked to the baker of my city to make me a cake with gaga's face

when it finally arrived, i started to rub my vagina in gaga's face and then a lot of vagina discharge started to came out. 

     then i ate the cake, and left nothing.

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I'm sorry for posting this, but its just that im really upset over the new katy perry video "Wide Awake".

I dont hate Katy Perry at all, i actually enjoy some of her music, specially while touching my tasty vagina but thats not the case.

Like for real, Katy, get over yourself. Copying Harry Potter (in the maze)? that girl of The Ring (movie), Samara (in the hospital in the wheelchair)? Alice in Wonderland? your own firework video (in the maze with the firework shooting bra)? Evanescene? Avatar (with that kid whos supossed to be you when you were younger earthbendbing in that hospital)? but overall, Lady Gaga...?  like cant you think of new ideas? you should totally retire, like I used to have some respect at you but you just have lost it all with that video full of plagiarism. 

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I ship Clara (beyawnce) and Yanko (kewbrick) even though they're both gay. I dream sexual dreams about them all the time. One particular dream is them dead and Gaga taking them from the grave and shoving Yanko's dick in Clara's vagina and forcing him to hump her until they both wake up frm their death and he then ejaculates into her and continues to ejaculate into her for several minutes until she keeps on sneezing cum on him. Gaga then sucking Yanko's dick while Clara gives her a rimjob.

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when i saw the pics of gaga in tokyo i almost cry of excitement.

  that hair... i want her to roll it up and shove it right up into my filthy vagina and then i want her to shove her heels into my anu　s so i can feel the edge of glory

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i want gaga to bleach my asshole 

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i want to fuck "luccarlspussy" because she is HOT.

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whats the link to see what the dresses look like?

this is just a sketch i dont have the pictures right now and i cant take photos because my camera is broken but this is the main idea

the dress comes in different black designs and that grey thing you see in there its just a thing so the dildo can stick to it and hang. you can adapt it to where its more comfortable for you, and by adatpt it i mean that you can put it more down, and things like that, once you wear the dress and the dildo penetrates your vagina/anus you will feel really pleased and horny. you can take the dildo out and put it back again if you are horny and want to play with the dildo.

make sure you must clean the dildo everytime you use it. i recommend using special lubricators for dildos or just baby oil

note: the dress is actually fully black i just made it white so you could see the inside

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i dont very often talk about madonna but i have this really weird atraction to older women 

 i really want to have sex with a granny and i think madonna is perfect.

a threesome with madonna and lady gaga, and i of course will mean the world to me, i just cant explain it with words, i want to feel madonna's muscular arms in my vagina, i want her to vagina fist me, while gaga is peeing on her hair so i can lick her hair later while fingering madonna's old vagina

mmmmmmmm

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listen up little monsters!!!

 my dildo dresses were so succesful that i will soon release a whole collection of dildo dresses all with unique designssss

 i will publish my etsy page soon so you can buy them before they're sold!!!

at the moment i have 1 buyer (he reserved 5), and he is anthony. congratulations anthony, for buying 5 of my dildo dresses you earned a free dildo dress with any design you want!! send me your design to  dirtygagaconfessions@dirtygagac　onfessions.com

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i was with nicola and gaga and we were designing a new dress for the born this way ball. i had this really cool idea; it was a dress, a simple one, black, but like im always thinking in gaga's needs it had this one particularity... i wanted it to be black because it has this thing inside... its a dildo so gaga wont have to fake those moans during her born this way ball tour, all she has to do is to wear my dress, and while she dances she will have multiple orgasms because of the movement that will make the dildo stimulate her vagina pleasantly. it is very comfortable to wear, and as i said before, she wont have to fake her moans during government hooker and etc anymore. those cries and yells and moans will be for real

the best of all is that i felt so accomplished because nicola supported my dress, and then i looked at gaga.. 

　

 she was already wearing it

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sometimes i feel like im not enough for gaga to have dirty lesbian gore sex with me

  so i just sit alone in a corner with a big flavored dildo, and i cry...　

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alejandro was really tired, all he wanted was to take a nap, or get a massage. he opened photoshop and he did the unbelievable. he created a mark kanemura, he was so good at photoshop that he made him go alive, it was awesome. mark came out naked from the computer screen and alejandro was super excited.

all he wanted was to liberate all that stress, so, like he was the boss, he ordered mark to fuck him. alejandro started to take off all of his clothes while mark was jerking in alejandro's king sized bed. he slowly starts to get near mark a　nd they started to fuck like crazy animals, the rough way, really really gore. he couldnt believe mark was finally fucking him. 

 it was awesome... alejandro said as he started to put his clothes back on.