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I will always love you if you are my dawg

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You have a wallet in your hands which folds into a V shape. You have several bills cash, and need to put them into the wallet.

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Earlier this week, an employee came into my office because he owed me $3 and he.,….. put it in my mug of tea. When I tell you I freaking blue screened.

After blinking for a couple of seconds, I said, “why did you put your dirty dollars into my drink?”

He said, “I thought it was your cup of change” and gestured to the plastic cup of quarters on my desk which looks nothing like a mug of steaming tea. Didn’t even say sorry.

I just stared at the money in my teacup like, this is how I turn evil. I can feel myself turning evil. This has made me evil.

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You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

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I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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remember congrats on the ethnostate

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yeah nice ball piercing dude. its on the gay ball though

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