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Buy dino bandaids for your testosterone injection. Be a man.
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Noone could ever make me hate you Dean Domino
Aside from yourself you insufferable bitch
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What do you think of Steven Universe?
come back with a warrant
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dawg i think my body is decomposing with me inside
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Anyone else feel the soil falling over their head or is it just me
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I was really sad when I died and came back and everyone around me thought I came back wrong but really I was just me
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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot
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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers
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"He seems like he'd hook up with you and then get emotionally attached like immediately" -My roommate, upon seeing like one of Hancock's affinity dialogues.
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so sorry i died ! i miss you so much !
johnny doodle bc i miss him again and i wanted to draw myself something in between commissions.
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This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching
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I mean I had theories about bigtop burger, sure, but an alien clown getting banished from his homeworld because he got stage fright during a ritual production of the musical cats, (by getting shot out of a cannon,) and slingshotting into the path of earth and killing the dinosaurs on his way to the core of the planet, was not on my radar for some reason
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