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Yes.

I managed to scare the crap out of Dave by making a Cal snowman.

Do I get an award.

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Can we just take Dirk out of homestuck for a bit and give him a blanket and some hot soup

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m!a Even if you become trickster you will still be in your right mind and will even have the power to manipulate puppets at your will.

Thanks that sounds pretty awesome.

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Magic Anon! Your immunity to becoming a Trickster is removed for 3 days!

Saw this one coming.

Sigh.

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I'm not stupid. I know what you're bothered by, and it's already been said and done. Everything's how it should be now.

Jake. 

Jaaake.

Are…are you okay?

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Jake. 

Jaaake.

Are...are you okay?

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a photoset

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This brings back memories, doesn't it? When you were a Trickster, you were a pain in the ass. Literally, might I add.

Dave is infected.

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Actually it's "Pistol Pony Rodeo", but I like Pumpkin Patch better.

Isn’t the pairing of Jake and Dirk referred to as “Pumpkin Patch”?

English, I don’t think you needed to literally break a pumpkin over someone’s head for us to get that you severely shot that relationship to hell.

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We don't talk about those times.

The summary of all the updates I have missed thus far can be made in one short sentence.

Jake English is an idiot.

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Sorry, Davesprite. That was extremely uncool and immature of me. 

…..

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I know, I know.

Dave...sprite, and I got into a debate yesterday, and I know that getting revenge on him for it was incredibly stupid.

Dirk strider that was not a very gentlemanly thing of you to say to my grandmother!

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alright who told her

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((alisyn what do spiders even taste like))

((they taste like the souls of fake jean pockets with a dash of salt))

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Are you and Jake back together? Sorry if this is a bugger to answer, just inquiring.

Yeah.

It's still a little awkward though, but it gets a hell lot worse when we talk about before.

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Well, it's pretty much that, just with the nations voices.

Hetaloids.

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You know what Vocaloids are right?

Hetaloids.