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American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Nigel Howlett.

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i will die your daughter

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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who wants to go with me to that town i see in my restless dreams

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shows up on this acc bc my dash on here is funnier

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I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

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Supernatural S7E01 Meet the New Boss

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10.10.04

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just shot a gnome

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i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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I baked and will eat him. sorry