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[Would anyone like a starter?]
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ferreum-tigris:

”…——Formerly, ma’am. I don’t believe this new hardware will allow me to complete the task I was originally designed for.”
-- Right. And just how have you got this body?
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xegocentric:
[ Just because he’s punchable doesn’t mean he’s going to stop. ] For a director, you’re remarkably off-topic. — did you really give up that quickly?

Yes, because I'm no longer interested enough. If whatever you'd done was serious, I'd know about it.
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omnimodaiuris

... What do you want?
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notxofuse:
—You’re not the only one.
How many we lose?
I really couldn't say, the numbers continue to grow.
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maria and natasha in black widow (2014)
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aspecificskillset:
[ She grinned, knowing the weight of that one single word, but she decided not to focus on it. Instead, she leaned over, giving her a brief kiss before she pulled away.
She stood up from the table, grabbing the empty plate, and headed over to the sink. ]
[Maria smiles to herself as she watches Natasha for a moment before getting to her feet as well, walking over to join her at the sink. She bumps her out of the way with her hip, so that she can start on the washing up.]
So, what are the plans for the rest of the evening?
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aspecificskillset:
No, but I’d like to hear you say it.
[Maria's leans in, their lips inches apart.] I love the way your mind works, Natasha.
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notxofuse:
Ma’am.

—We did the best we could.

I know. I just wish we'd learned of it all sooner.
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wingheadcap:
Oh jeez, you know it’s gonna be something stupid if they end up jumping in here saying god knows what it is they want with us now.
Oh, absolutely. That's just the way it goes. All I can hope is that this time it's not a world-ending scenario that'll give me more work.
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aspecificskillset:
I honestly could say something very inappropriate right now.
Have I told you how much I enjoy the way your mind works?
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vindexaccipiter:
What’d I do —- ? I’ve done absolutely nothing.
[ And by nothing, he actually means that he’s just not going divulge that information. He just glued every one of her pens to the surface of the desk — again. He’s fairly certain that she’s going to shoot him, but it’d be worth it. ]
Somehow, I can't find myself believing you. [She raises an eyebrow, arms folding across her chest. He's a terrible liar when it comes to things like this, and she's absolutely not buying his innocent act. And she'd rather find out before she heads into her office and discovers whatever he's done this time.]
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ferreum:

[ He glanced at the papers, skimming over its contents before drawing a pen from his pocket and signing them at the bottom. ] Just these?

[Maria nods, accepting the clipboard back from him once he's signed them.] Yes, there's nothing else. For now, at least.
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wingheadcap:
Should go check on them, I’m sure they’re chatting it up about things instead of work.

Oh, it's not my agents I'm worried about. I'm far more curious as to what our "competent" enemies are finding themselves up to.
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aspecificskillset:
What do you want for dessert?
Anything chocolate as long as I can change into something comfortable.
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