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What if I just…

Yes, he SCREECHES❤️

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random idea i had

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Loser lesbian attempts and fails at flirting

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without a doubt, vee-plush

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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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It's truly nice to see video games at the game awards

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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You're like a horse to me

Thanks man

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time... it's a mess. The bastard's killed again. They call him The Artist... man's sick in the head, thinks he's gonna be the next Michelangelo. His "canvas"? The human body. Maybe I'm just not "cultured" enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is... wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it's like a perspective trick! Oh shit that's so cool. I mean. Ahem. It's not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent... oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It's like, two in one! How'd he even DO that, this guy's a genius!!

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your amazing pukecock! :DDD

That isn’t very close to my name.

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I had a dream that I got to see ep 4 early and this was it. I'm sure it'll go exactly like this.

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Purity

Remembered that old tradition of hanging out the sheets after the first wedding night.

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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

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hey. what the fuck does this mean