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new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars
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You're like if drywall was a person
Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?
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i think i mostly just wanted to draw some toons in outfits
disclaimer i do not have any legitimate interest in dandy x bobette im very neutral about it. my sibling and i thought it’d be funny he was jealous of her but we think the ship could be cute. none of the rest of this post is ship art
my sibling is also the source of the “delilah has fruit snacks in her purse” one !
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me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life
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i watched the new Beetlejuice movie recently and got inspired by the joke where Beetlejuice just randomly has a child
Honestly the dynamic between Spamton and Tasque in this AU is pretty similar to Beetlejuice and Lydia. Spamton continually terrorizes Tasque and tries to flirt with her while Tasque just wants to be left alone.
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Loser lesbian attempts and fails at flirting
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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
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It's truly nice to see video games at the game awards
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time... it's a mess. The bastard's killed again. They call him The Artist... man's sick in the head, thinks he's gonna be the next Michelangelo. His "canvas"? The human body. Maybe I'm just not "cultured" enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is... wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it's like a perspective trick! Oh shit that's so cool. I mean. Ahem. It's not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent... oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It's like, two in one! How'd he even DO that, this guy's a genius!!
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your amazing pukecock! :DDD
That isn’t very close to my name.
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