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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’

Realizing that Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and Yahoo all fall woefully short of giving us the streaming services we demand, juggernaut Sony has jumped in the dogpile with Vue, a service that will run over Internet and through its Playstation device(s).

At launch, Vue will offer up to 75 channels, but of course they all won’t be original programming. And while this will clearly be done to drive more users to Playstations, it will also be a revenue stream, but no word on pricing or even the content offerings, just yet.

The channels will offer both a ton of live programming and on-demand, which, over 75 channels and more in the future, could mean that this thing is poised to become a monster.

A monster of entertainment.

(They could use that as their slogan. If they pay me.)

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TNT Gives ‘Franklin & Bash’ The Axe Leaving Us Breathless, Bash-less

In a story that has little pop culture or media significance, but allows me to make fun of the title Franklin & Bash for one last time, it’s my bittersweet duty to report that Franklin & Bash has been cancelled by TNT after the network declined to pick the show up for a fifth season.

Franklin was four years old at the time of the announcement.

So was Bash.

Rather than mourn their absence, let’s celebrate their lives. Franklin was…Franklin was the Zack Morris one, I think, which would make Bash Breckin Meyer. Or the other way around. I know it was Zack Morris and Breckin Meyer. They were lawyers. That’s really all I have to celebrate. I never watched the show. But I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna miss those promos while watching NBA games this season.

The show suffered from falling ratings, and this past season premiere was off 60% from the previous one; never a great sign. Yet Rizzoli and Isles still get to strut around like they own the place. Those bitches.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU, RIZZOLI AND ISLES! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!!!

*checks ratings on Wikipedia*

Never mind. The ratings for Rizzoli and Isles were way better. Turner made the right call.

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Movie Guide to Dating a Marine

It seems like everyone these days is dating a US Marine, and we think that this is a great thing.  Mila Kunis, Justin Timberlake are leading the way, and just yesterday we read a twitter report about Jessica Rabbit canoodling with ‘Chesty’ the bulldog mascot of the Corps. Justin and Mila can give us some pointers when it comes having friends with benefits, but, like the rest of us civilians we’re pretty sure that dating a marine is a mystery to them.  In fact we are pretty sure they are  searching madly for a ‘movie guide to dating a marine’ to prep them for the Marine Corps Ball in November. After all, if movies have taught us anything it’s that you can learn just about everything in 120 minutes, including what it takes to woo one of the few and proud.

The following are a few films you might want to consider watching to learn more about dating a Marine.

Heaven Knows Mr. Allison

Mr. Allison shipwrecked with a nun

Mr. Big Skies (AKA John Huston) himself directs Deborah Kerr and Robert Mitchum in this 1957 classic. Mitchum finds himself shipwrecked on an island in the South Pacific after his marine recon team gets ditched by a nava submarine during an enemy attack. Lucky for him he’s not marooned alone, finding a beautiful nun who was also abandoned during an evacuation to share the island with. Do we see love on the horizon along with an approaching Japanese ship? Take a guess what happens next. Dating tip to take away from this oldie but goodie—don’t except a marine to make the first move, unless they’re drunk on sake.

Born of the Fourth of July

Tom Cruise dancing in Born On The Fourth Of July

Tom Cruise definitely has some 0n-screen experience when it comes to the marines. Defending them as a Naval lawyer in A Few Good Men, but not before playing one in Oliver Stone‘s second film about the Vietnam War. In Born On The Fourth Of July, Cruise plays real-life marine Ron Kovic, who enlists in the service as soon as he’s eighteen and gets shipped out the day after his senior prom. Kovic’s horrific experience in Vietnam leaves him wheelchair-bound and disillusioned with America and its war machine; he then devotes his life to anti-war activism. A few things to note: marines often declare their feelings less that 24 hours before deploying to a dangerous, war-ridden foreign country (but not before getting in a last dance), and, big surprise, they might have some issues after coming back.

Full Metal Jacket

Full Metal Jacket "Me Love You Long Time"

Stanley Kubrick‘s take on Nam, Full Metal Jacket is full of useful info about the life of a marine—from the degradation of basic training, platoon hazings involving bars of soap and what type of sexual propositions a marine is used to. Just to recap, Full Metal Jacket follows a platoon from basic through their stationing in Vietnam, and like just about all movies about Vietnam, is highly anti-war at its core. However, this is beside the point for our purposes. What you need to take away is this: you better be prepared to love them long time. You can watch this funny and educational marine movie at 0123 movies for free.

Jarhead

Jake Gyllenhaal reading in Jarhead

Another true story, Jarhead focuses on Operation Desert Storm, following Anthony Swofford as a marine in the Persian Gulf. Among the many things to worry about during war, most of the platoon is worried about their ladies back home being unfaithful to them while they are so far away for so long. Unfortunately, this proves to be true in many instances, even for our leading man. Upon returning home, he finds his long time girlfriend with a new boyfriend. The moral is: marines can be paranoid, but sometimes it’ justified. If you’re going to date one, you better be faithful. And if you can’t be, take a cue from Brian Dettman’s ex by rallying a neighbor to make a homemade porno with you and sending it on an unassuming VHS copy of The Deer Hunter. It’s a classy move.

Flags of our Fathers

Holding up the flag in Flags Of Our Fathers

We’ve all seen the iconic photograph of the marines holding up Old Glory during the fiercest battle in Iwo Jima in  WWII. Flags Of Our Fathers tells the story of the story of the three men who held the flag and survived, the heroism the country bestowed on them and how undeserving they felt of all the attention in the end. Word to the wise, when it comes to dating a hero, remember that survivors guilt can be a bitch.

The Great Santini

Blythe Danner shows Mila how to date a Marine

The Great Santini reminds us that despite our attempt to write this as a humorous article, the sacrifices that both Marines in Uniform, and their families make are no joke.  This film depicts the disconnect between a Marine Aviator (pilot for you landlubbers) who runs his family like a military unit, and his family who just want to be loved unconditionally.  It is not just returning combat veterans that deal with PTSD, but unfortunately their entire family must deal with this as well.

We are incredibly proud of the men and women who serve in our armed forces, and would like to suggest to our readers that if they liked this article then they should visit the Wounded Warrior Project, because the worst thing we can do is to forget about the sacrifices that have been made for freedom.

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10 Best XXX Rated Movie

If you're a fan of adult films, you will definitely want to watch the 10 best XXX rated movies ever made

 These films feature many of the great porn starlets from today and yesteryear. Porn lovers get ready. You won't want to miss any of these selections.

"Debbie Does Dallas" A 1978 classic staring Bambi Woods. The movie follows the chronicles of a team of cheerleaders trying to make it to Dallas to tryout for the Texas Cowgirls cheerleading squad. "Deep Throat" Perhaps the most famous porn movie ever made. This is one of the few porn movies that crossed over and was viewed by mainstream audiences. "Behind the Green Door" Originally released in 1972, this film is the top selling adult movie of all time. The film was produced by the Mitchel Brothers and stars Marily Chambers. 

"Firestorm" This porn movie was written and directed by Cecil Howard and is generally regarded as one of the best porn movies ever made. The movie features a complex, layered plot and Hollywood caliber production values. "Night Trips" Andrew Blake's greatest porn movie is filled with top notch photography and hot sex scenes. "Fade to Blue" Staring Asia Carrera, Colt Steele and Amber Lynn, this one is a visual masterpiece featuring seven retro-style sex scenes. "Fashionistas" Shot on 35 mm film, this classic made by John Stagliano is an S&M favorite. "Passions of Carol" Orignally released in 1975, this film is a porn adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol staring Merrie Holiday. "The Dinner Party" The first full length porn movie featuring porn superstar Jenna Jameson. "Portrait of an Affair" A porn classic starring Nina Hartley and Ona Zee featuring one of the hottest girl on girl scenes ever filmed.