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Imagine Clemont teaching Ash how to cook, but Ash always wants to be creative and add a bunch of random fancy ingredients. His recipes usually explode when they’re cooked, but Clemont always tells him that his ideas are “so amazing!”

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CITRON JUST IN HIS LAB ALL DAY WORKING ON SMTH SMALL AND HE COMES OUT OF IT AND HANDS A MUSIC BOX TO SATOSHI AS A PARTING GIFT BEFORE HE LEAVES FOR KANTO AND ITS JUST THIS I WANT TO DIE

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Clemont: That’s ridiculous, Ash and I don’t have any pet names for each other.

Bonnie: Huh. Okay. Hey, quick question, what do bees make?

Clemont: Honey?

Ash, from the other room: Yeah?

Bonnie: Don’t ever lie to me again.

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//Cries

I admit watching Pokemon XY

And I admit falling in love with this adorable fucking nerd screw him and his shitty inventions

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Clemont: I feel sad.

Ash: I have emotional support jumper cables! I’ll boost you. Just attach like so…

Clemont: This is a hug.

Ash: Is it working?

Clemont, smiling: Maybe.

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HAH! IT’S STILL TECHNICALLY VALENTINE’S DAY STILL FOR ME. I’M TOOOOOTALLY NOT LATE AT ALL

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imagine ash as a gym teacher and clemont as a science teacher and they’re teacher friends

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Some doodles from today~

i just realised i forgot Clemont’s glasses ah crap-

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Ash: Did Clemont just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Bonnie: Yeah.

Ash: And did I just do finger guns back?

Bonnie: Yeah, you did.

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this turned out ok <:)

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ash: [faba], science is awesome, but what kind of science [are you going to teach us]?

i think this is only the second time in all of sun & moon that ash has actually said that he likes science?? (with the first being in reference to charjabug’s robot race car thing)

lol, so i guess the real question ash is asking, is if this is going to be cool science like the kind his boyfriend clemont does, or if it’s boring science like everything else XDD

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faba: from now on, call me inventions director, it has a nice ring to it don’t you think?

ash probably, as he’s side-eyeing the shit out of faba: EXCUSE YOU, ONLY ONE PERSON DESERVES THAT DESIGNATION, I WILL DEFEND MY BOYFRIEND CLEMONT’S HONOR—

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ok no offense but

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Ash: I like your new pants, Clem.

Clemont: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Ash: Y’know, I’d like them better if they were 100% off...

Clemont: The store can’t just give away free clothes.

Ash: That’s not really what I meant--

Clemont: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ash.

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@incorrectdiodeshippingquotes WHOOOOOP~

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Serena: [carrying Shauna bridal-style and talking calmly with her]

Ash: [sprints past, carrying Clemont over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming]

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Yes a new form of my content, memes! Lmao

Have a diode meme!