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Ushiromiya Batter

Why won't you pitch to me, Beatrice? I'm the one you want!

Sorry Batter, but that's three outs! George, Shannon and now Kanon! The inning is over! Ahaha!

No! I won't accept it! Looking at the count, Kanon got three balls and three strikes. But if any one of those strikes was really a ball, he walks to first!

What? That's ridiculous. Doubting the umpire is a desperate stalling tactic.

Then say it in red! "Every pitch directed at Kanon this inning was called correctly!"

…I refuse. For no particular reason.

I knew it!

Don't celebrate yet, Batter. Even if you're right, it's on you to argue the nature of the incorrect pitches.

Ahaha! Yes, listen to your coach, Ushiromiya Batter! If you can't identify a miscalled pitch, we move on to the third inning! So which pitch are you going to contest?

Let's go in order then. Starting with the second pitch, it was extremely curved! From where the umpire is sitting, she could have easily judged it as inside when it wasn't!

Kanon swung at the second pitch! Swinging without contact makes it a strike, regardless of if the ball touched the strike zone!

Hmph. That just narrows down my options. The third pitch was right on the bottom corner… and the seventh was so fast, I couldn't tell where it was.

Let's try flipping the chessboard. How would I try to disguise a ball as a strike? I could throw just barely outside the strike zone, but that requires the umpire to call in my favor. Beatrice would want something more certain. What if…

Beatrice! Here's my theory! The seventh pitch was not a baseball at all! You threw something else, some special effect, and had Lucifer palm one of the previous pitches into her glove! This means that no seventh ball ever entered the strike zone!

The nature of the special effect is, of course, a Devil's Proof.

Sounds like you're accusing me of magic, Batterrrrrr…

Not magic! A special effect! You could have made some sort of hologram or reflection, or something! A baseball going over 170 kph is just a blur, you could fake it easily!

There were seven pitches at this at bat. Each of those pitches involved a unique baseball. No substitutions of the balls were made in their travel from the pitcher to home base.

And furthermore, the umpire did not misjudge any pitch on the edge of the strike zone.

Dammit, it's useless! It's all useless!

Ahaha! Foolish Batter! Don't you know there's no crying in baseball?

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1808

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Fullbody Thesphur sky

The other version for Thesphur!

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Sketch for

@Elfox_FA

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half-wolf blaidd

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Nosramus🕯️

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Long fox doodle for my friend

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in honor of Valentine’s Day i will be suffusing the labyrinth with minotaur pheromones. good luck to all those wandering the labyrinth!

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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1790

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Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

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SURPRISE! We are partnering with Makeship for the opportunity to make an INSPEKTA PLUSHIE! Check out the petition here and make a pledge to bring this guy to life- we have 10 days to garner 200 pledges, so if you've ever wanted to grip Inspekta by the tail and swing 'em around- NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

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"Oh, hello gamer! Wanna join?"

Commission for notarkto.bsky.social on BlueSky!

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The sinister sniler plotting something devious as usual

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Quiet joys w/ Marge