30’s he/him| If you hear unearthly noises in the deep, dark recesses of this site, that's just me, an ancient Tumblr ghost. My soul is bound to this place. I've been here since the beginning... I can never leave.
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”
My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”
They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.
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This terrorism charge is going to backfire.
People will see the 650,000 per year filing for bankruptcy due to medical debt as the real problem.
You can't deny coverage, declare multi-billions in profits, then blame the victims of avaricious corporate greed for reacting to systemic death sentences.
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Albert Camus, from Caligula & Other Plays; "State of Siege: A Play in Three Parts,"
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Your post about Australia "not being full" reminded me of this: at one point I was talking to my students about New Zealand (can't remember why), and a student started telling me about the things his super-conservative aunt who immigrated there was telling him. Things like how New Zealand is overrun with illegal immigrants, because the government is flying them in by the hundreds. And I politely stopped him to ask: if the government is bringing them in, how can their immigration be illegal? The look on his face was akin to a computer's blue screen.
Oh shit, you broke him.
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honestly when youre bisexual. there is nothing more important than just getting comfortable being attracted to people. no matter who youre with, often times someone will object to who youre attracted to because as a multisexual person, you break norms in every community. monosexism is still so prevalent everywhere we go. i cannot stress how important it is to just learn to be ok liking who you like and getting personally comfortable expressing it.
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Happy 'Nuns don't work on Sunday' Sunday
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The Man Inside
"Aren't you afraid I'll eat you?"
"I'm afraid of leaving you hungry."
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Recently I went to one of my favorite museums of all times, the Muskegon Art Museum, and discovered this new bronze by UK artist, Beth Carter, Minotaur Reading. When people think of the myth of the Minotaur it’s almost always in context of his violence, his lust, his impossible body. Here all that is swept away with this monstrous form reading a small golden book. This made me crazy happy to see.
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TBOY WRESTLING WAS A BLAST!! thanks to everyone who came!!!
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I need to know who names the pets at the Anne Arundel, Maryland Animal Control
I know you're on tumblr. Come out with your hands up. I just want to talk.
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