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NO MORE BIG IRON

Fuck off Texas Red

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by Patrick Magee

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*I Need A Hero blasts as I pay off my bounties and pet dogs*

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this meme is still relevant right

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sometimes a family can be a man, his parasitic alien lover, his ex and her new boyfriend, and their cat

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Venom: pussy

Eddie: parasite

Venom: why are you so mean to me

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Idk why we don’t have more genuine friendships between boring normal characters and weird slob characters.

Like…this put together higher income guy invites his emotionally unstable friend over for dinner, and he just eats like 50 potatoes, makes weird noises and passes out on the couch. And the boring normal guys is like

Yes. This is a valid and meaningful connection in my life.

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The point of venom and Eddie being One is that they can Fuck Themselves and BOTH be bottoms at the same time. In this essay I will

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Venom: BASTARD!

Eddie: DUMBASS!

Venom: BITCH!

Eddie: ASSHOLE!

Venom: PUSSY!

Eddie: P A R A S I T E !

Venom: (=ﾟДﾟ=)

Venom: APOLOGIZE! NOW!

Eddie:

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dating eddie brock is a 2 for 1

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That’s a funny dog

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What if venom discovers metal music

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Eddie to Venom: Parasite. Gooey baby. Garbage.

Anyone else to Venom: Bad-

Eddie drop kicking them: MINE

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That’s a weird looking hoodie

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Venom: *does that thing with his tongue*

Y’all:

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Symbrock is just Cecilos 2

- one character is a reporter

- the other has to do with science in some regard

- there are tentacles

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Symbrock theme song is Boyfriend by Big Time Rush send tweet.