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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared
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Today I jerked it to the most beautiful thing in the world. A bouquet of 100 red roses
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two parasaurolophus (parasaurolophi?) investigate a trail cam
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definitive ranking of all kinks and fetishes by morality:
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The night of the fire we had caught the thing worming its way out of the well, crude oil spilling from those screaming, wretched jaws like liquid gold.
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name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle
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name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle
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once every 2 million babies, a “strong baby” is born. That baby has the strength of one hundred regular babies. I am that baby, and I wish you a merry christmas
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Chainsaw Man answers the age-old question "What if Tokyo Ghoul starred Beavis and Butt-Head"
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tumblr giving me ads for men's shirts and used porsches. do they think im a german businessman
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when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."
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