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I had this sitting in my drafts trying to describe what the writing process is like, but I couldn’t find the right words to describe it so I left it until I could come up with something and now it's 2024 and I think that’s pretty accurate

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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No one asked but I think the secret to making the enemies-to-lovers trip work is respect. They can loath each other, but they have to loath each other as equals. Like “sorry but no one else is allowed to murder this man but me” + “it’s an honor and privilege to despise you.”

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

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It’s been a pleasure to share the brainrot with you all in 2023, here’s to another year of not being able to move on from the same show we’ve been hyperfixating on for years 🥂

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Guys be patient for your Christmas present, he’s currently trying to escape

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That's one of the many reasons @ last reblog tbh, reading the manga is often very stressful for me more than it isn't.

I have so many notes since it's easier to reference rather than going back to the manga, but I pride myself on getting characters as close to canon accurate as possible being that I did not originally write any of the muses I take on.

so I just sit here like w e h

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that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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💀💀💀 I finally decided to look up vashwood fics on AO3, as I have reached that point in my obsession, and there's only 284??? The show is from the NINETIES and they haven't even broken 300 fics??? I'm devastated. I was expecting a buffet to look through.

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"You should be at the club" in all honesty I think I was supposed to be some sort of eccentric monk. Either way I'm pulling no bitches.

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The two kind of “I met my alternative self.”

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@pun-rocker