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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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I look normal but i talk to cats like they can respond.
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you either jerk off with me, or jerk off against me
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due to the massive increase in deliveries, FedEx and UPS have joined forces and are now Fed-Up
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so sorry to disappoint you all but im horny again
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I may not be conventionally attractive, but at least I bring a sort of chaotic energy and whimsy to the situation.
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Maybe someday I'll wake up to someone already giving me head.
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The first rule of Fight Club is you have to kiss
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