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ngl not a fan of how normalized it is on the left to react with hostility to a woman expressing worry for how misogyny might hurt her.

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A sitting Congresswoman got a gay man arrested for shaking her hand. If you’re wondering what the state of the Republican Party is right now.

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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Virtually everyone I've worked with in the tech industry has had basically the same reaction to unions: why would we unionize, they treat us so well here! and like. yeah. i guess. compared to a lot of folks, you are making more money and getting more perks. but consider this: If your work makes so much fucking money that the table scraps they give you are this good, imagine how much better it would be if you had collective bargaining. 'cause for every sentence i hear about how "we're treated so well", i hear the same person say "i had to work through my weekend" or "i pulled an 80 hour work week" or "i was up half the night working to get this done". Like, have you considered that the reason you are "well paid" is because it's cheaper to give you an extra few thousand dollars then it is to hire another employee to make your workload managable? it's cheaper to keep you thinking you have it good so you'll stay up all night and work through your weekends and give up your free time? because i guarentee you it is, and i guarentee you that by ignoring unionization you are leaving more on the table then you could possibly imagine, and not just for yourself. It's not just about money, or benefits. it's about time. it's about how much of your life is yours. Get that through your fucking head. and then go sign up your friends.

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my sibling just started a sentence with "In Goncharov..."

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white boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by ordering in perfect Proto-Indo-European

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still on the fence about whether this looks good or is fuck-ugly beyond words but i hate it less after drenching it in sanitizer (classic remedy) so you get to see it

[ID: a drawing of Christopher Walken as The Man With The Plan in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.]

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from a reddit thread about stuffed animals

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Oh and in other news. look what my papaw built me. oh my god. its made out of fence panels from when we took down part of the one around our yard And it is sick as fuck. ive put stuff in it since i took this picture but oh my god i love it so much

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.

The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.

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smoking a kissweed

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The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.

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Where’s that dril tweet

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