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luke annoying you so you have to shut him up in any way you can so you just kneel in front of wherever he’s sitting and rub him through his pants to get him hard before unzipping and taking him completely in your mouth. his breath hitching and stalling telling you how good you were making him feel. his hands pulling your hair into a pony tail and his hips thrusting up into your mouth forcing you to go deeper. his mouth just pouring out moans every second telling you how good you are to him and mumbling profanities while his head rolls back @smutblurbs

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party!michael

michael would spot you at the other end of the room at some party neither of you really wanted to be at and after a long time of checking you out and heavy eye contact he finally bottled up the courage to make his way over to you and talk into your ear over the music that his name was michael and you’d lean in and say your name back and after awkward nodding and tension building up he’d say something like y’know you’re very attractive. but instead of swooning into this boy in a band’s banter you'd fire back with can we skip the awkward and unnecessary foreplay and just fuck already? catching him completely off guard and leading you to his car PART TWOOOO??? @smutblurbs

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think about being the boys best friend like they all loved you so much and they cared about you so much so last year you all moved into one house together and usually you'd just float around sleeping in all of their beds because these four huge weirdos were such fun to be around but one night you’d go into calum’s room to sleep and he’d welcome you with a big hug and a little bit of tickling before you took your place on top of his chest to sleep. stop moving so much y/n he’d groan with his eyes closed but you’d still move around causing him to moan again. you were confused at first but then you felt his length growing underneath you so you took advantage of this happening by sitting up and pulling both of your shirts off. calum would moan at just the sight of you and instantly flip the two of you over and slide himself into you. slamming you into the headboard, so overwhelmed with bottled up emotions of sexual tension and longing for some type of release because FUCK seeing you walk around the house in underwear and one of his shirts was such a tease. @smutblurbs

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your slightly older brother luke always had his annoying friends over. the four of them always made too much noise but there was one of his friends, ashton, who always brought sexual tension into the room. tonight ashton had snuck up to your room and you ended up pinned to the bed with his hand making a mess inside your pants, his mouth sucking dark circles into the side of your neck and his other hand on your mouth to make sure you stayed quiet. although it didn’t last because ashton had been gone for a long time and your euphoria was stopped when the door swung open to the three boys standing in the door frame, jaws on the floor. what the fuck are you doing?! that’s mY FUCKING SISTER luke screams at ashton but the little shit doesn’t scream back he just pulls his hands out of your pants and sucks his fingers dry. cockily saying you can scream all you want but you should get used to this because i am fucking your sister and there is nothing you can do about it. and with a wink he walks downstairs, leaving luke in complete awe and leaving you still on the verge of orgasm. @smutblurbs

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autumn with calum

oversized sweaters topped off with sweater paws

carving pumpkins together 

yours turning out way better than his and him pouting so you put ‘by calum’ on your pumpkin to make him smile 

wearing his beanies even though his head stretched them out too much

seeing tons of horror movies that come out in october 

driving around for hours just looking at the different colored trees and the leaves scattered around the roads 

trying to do a corn maze but getting caught making out at a dead end so you shamefully left through the entrance 

trying to get a cute picture of him throwing leaves at the camera but failing miserably 

jumping into leaf piles all giddy like little kids 

bringing you to halloween costume parties where you didn’t know anyone so you were attached to his hip the entire time

trying to get you to do a couple’s costume where you were a sexy cop or nurse or something 

“it’d be so hot y/n come on”

agreeing to a couple’s costume of cat woman and batman 

eating way way too much candy @smutblurbs

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winter with michael

dyeing his hair red to be festive 

“i want an ugly sweater but i still want to be punk i dont know what to buy”

getting ready in the morning to christmas music 

beanies every day, no matter if he went anywhere special

mostly “all i want for christmas is you” and pointing to you the whole time

christmas movie dates were you watch 4 christmas kids movies and eat loads and loads of cookies and popcorn 

struggling to decorate the tree because he wouldn’t stop slapping your butt and dropping ornaments 

going home to see his family for christmas 

sleeping in his childhood bedroom with christmas fuzzy socks all spread out across the floor 

sweater paws 24/7

cuddling by the fire with his parents (even though it wasn’t cold once you went back to sydney)

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summer with luke

being pushed in the pool, even when you were fully clothed 

hickies on his chest being shown at the beach 

pushing him in the pool, even when he’s fully clothed

sleeping naked because “he’ll sweat any other way in this heat” 

but in reality the AC was always on and he just wanted an excuse to feel you naked against him

having to fight him to put sunscreen on

walking down the boardwalk at the beach with him late at night and saying hi to fans that come by

boogie boarding competitions to see who would go farther 

“LOSER HAS TO GO DOWN TONIGHT”

him strumming the guitar on the beach watching the sunset with you

singing along to random songs he’d play like ‘invisible’ or ‘i miss you’ with a big group of friends

him getting jealous when calum tackles you to the sand and tickle attacks you because you had tickled him relentlessly earlier 

causing luke to make up a song and sing “calum you better get the fuuuckkk of my girrllll or i'll rip your nuuutsssss offfffff”

pizza for dinner every night 

painting each other’s backs 

him painting the word balls on your back 

appreciation posts on his instagram with pictures of beach candids with sappy captions explaining how much you mean to him @smutblurbs

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spring time with ashton

picking flowers and putting them in your hair 

constant adorable sneezes from him

chinese food picnics in the park 

some fans joining the picnic for a little while 

taking a nap in the picnic blanket

then finding pics fans took of your nap and making it your wallpaper

“y/n you look so adorable in that sun dress”

doing spring cleaning with music blaring throughout the house

trying to karate chop the bees 

going out for ice cream in bikini bottoms and one of his shirts

non-stop “it’s a beautiful day today”

sleeping with the windows open every night

him picking out light colors for your nails 

also him sitting next to you the entire time you’re at the nail salon with his head in his hand waiting for it to be over

“how about i pick up some french fries for you when you’re done?”

“that’d be awesome thanks ash” 

going to kiss you but sneezing by accident @smutblurbs

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listening to your teacher drag on about historic facts no one would ever need to know in the back of class with schoolboy!luke sitting shoulder to shoulder with his hand leaving hot handprints up your leg as he inched closer up your skirt. the teacher would be talking about old boats when luke would lean in and whisper be quiet babygirl before he slammed two fingers inside you causing a sharp inhale from you which only made him lean in again and ask what did i just say? only making him pump and curl harder and harder until the bell rang between classes making him quickly pull out and wink before meeting you in his car outside to finish what he started. @smutblurbs

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michael coming back from tour and unleashing all of his bottled up sexual frustration on you would go something like this : he’d sit at the edge of the bed and pull you into between his legs to kiss you and let his hands wander your body. then he would pull you on top of him by the back of your shoulders and he’d say strip before sitting up on the edge of the bed again to watch you reveal the lingerie he sent you a picture of months ago and fuck he’d be so overwhelmed that the moaned at the sight of you and knew he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from actually destroying you tonight. yeah im out @smutblurbs

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getting ready to go out with calum and you’re rolling up your thigh highs when he comes storming into the bedroom with your phone in his hand, making direct eye contact with you saying why the fuck is your ex sending you hearts? why the hell are they even talking to you y/n? he’s just fuming with rage and jealousy but you explain that is was just a friendly text and there was nothing going on between the two of you. but he wouldn’t stop at that because he just caught a sight of the lace thigh highs you were wearing under your dress, and his jealousy intertwined with the lust inside him causing him to be mega horny. he’d just slam you against the wall with one hand holding your arms above your head and his other balling up the bottom of your dress to get into your panties. he’d nip at your neck causing you to moan making him say that’s my girl @smutblurbs

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sitting on ashton’s lap while he’s playing the drums and his naked chest is starting to grow slightly sweaty behind you as he got more into it, teach me how to play you’d say and he would happily comply by putting the drum sticks in your hand while he holds your wrists. doing simple beats on the top pieces but as you got into it you’d start to squirm to the rhythm causing his hips to lock forward into you and he’d let out a deep groan each time you’d bounce to the beat you had cREATED @smutblurbs

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i dare you to tell me you don’t imagine sleepy luke. he would be yawning all over the place but he would still try to talk through each yawn and he’d doze off staring into space just trying to keep himself from falling asleep anywhere else but your bed. you’d say c’mon luke, it's time for you to go to bed and he would just sling his arms forward like a zombie and say carry me but clearly you couldn’t carry this 6′4 string bean so you’d just cuddle into his chest on the couch and wrap a blanket around the two of you so you can sleep because his body was so tired from rock-starring all month and there was no way you could carry him all the way to your bed. @smutblurbs 

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michael would be so fond of a girl who loved to play video games. if he wasn’t playing with you or against you he’d love to just sit next to you and admire the way you immersed yourself into the story and put yourself personally into the position of your character. he would love to watch how you slightly bit your lip when things got intense and the way you sat on the edge of your seat with your legs spread apart totally slouched over just like he does when he really gets into a game. he couldn’t make himself look away from you and how you muttered fuck or shit-dick when you were down which made him laugh. @smutblurbs

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walking on the beach with calum in some town you didn’t even know the name of was something you’d never want to end. the way the sun setting on the blue water reflected and bonded with the brown hues and darkness of his eyes would make you feel so warm inside. and jesus that smile, it would be tattooed onto his face because you are his girl and you are the meaning behind their song san francisco and every other love song he constructed with his heart and soul. you were the love of his life and the reason he kept going in this world. there was nothing he loved more than you and that was clear by the way he could not keep his eyes off you with your hair gently blowing in the wind. pls give me a calum @smutblurbs 

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since ashton has recently been really getting into photography i feel like he would constantly be asking you to hold a pose so he can whip out his camera and capture this moment in his own artistic way. i can imagine him constantly taking candids of you but when you asked him what he was doing he’d just say you'll know soon enough i promise baby and smile like a little shit. even after weeks and weeks of him taking pictures you didn’t know what he would do with them until one day you come home to a trail of printed pictures of you asleep, laughing or even eating making a ridiculous face on the walls leading to the bedroom. each picture you passed you grabbed and felt the tears slowly build up in the back of your throat. once you finally got to the bedroom you slowly pushed open the door and saw a giant portfolio of pictures of you with the boys just laughing naturally and pictures of you and ashton kissing and whatnot in the hands of ashton who was laying in bed with candles and rose petals just with the biggest toothy smile on his face because he was so satisfied with the surprise and he loved you so much. @smutblurbs