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9-1-1 characters as john mulaney quotes

buck

eddie

hen

chimney

abby

bobby

athena

christopher

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Eddie and amy santiago from brooklyn 99 being besties, prompt by @diazdefender for the @911actions gotcha for Gaza 💕

I imagine Amy is visiting LA for a reform event, and now she’s giving Eddie a passionate speech on how to get rid of gerrard :D

Prompts are now closed for the event, but you can still help out and donate 🔗 911actions.carrd.co/#donate

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DAN AND PHIL ARE HERE TO GET YOU THROUGH DECEMBER

youtube.com/danandphilgames

art by @incaseyouart

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Crowley: “Oh, I've changed it.”

Aziraphale: “Changed what?”

Crowley: “My name”

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Aziraphale: “So, what is it now? Mephistopheles? Asmodeus?”

Aziraphale heard “I changed it” and really said “to what? Paper boy or slut?”

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Aziraphale probably thinks crowley is out there tempting people all seductively and hot because he thinks crowley is seductive and hot while in actuality crowley’s just some rained out loser [affectionate] moving road signs or whatever in the middle of the night. So like one day in their Arrangement with capital A for some reason crowley decides to secretly follow aziraphale to watch him try and ‘be crowley’ and act demon-y and tempt people and that’s when he finds out that for tempting occasions aziraphale just wears the sluttiest outfits he can find and crowley’s brain just… short circuits

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I bet Bruce and Talia dress up as Gomez and Morticia Addams and then make itty bitty baby Damian dress up as baby Pubert from the Addams Family sequel.

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Something that has been on my mind lately is how Aziraphale, in the bandstand, asked for Crowley to be forgiven (by God) for his lack of faith.

To which Crowley responded, "I won't be forgiven. Not ever. It's part of a demon's job description. Unforgivable, that's what I am."

And Aziraphale argues that he'd been an angel, but eventually, he realizes it was indeed a long time ago, and it kills him. Aziraphale knows it isn't fair that Crowley is unforgivable, and he disagrees with the "job description." He doesn't want to admit it, but many things happen at the bandstand, and one of them is him realizing just how much faith he has in Crowley. So much, that he finds himself disagreeing with God on something fundamental (for demons).

His faith in Crowley is bigger than his faith in God at this moment, and that scares him.

He's already having a crisis of faith.

This isn't to say it's his first one, don't be mistaken, but this specific moment of crisis is important. Aziraphale panics and completely calls off Their Side, because he needs to put all his faith in God for the time being. He cannot afford to question where to put his faith - in Crowley or in God.

(Like I said, many things happened in the bandstand. That was not the only reason Aziraphale called it off. But I believe it played its part.)

His next move is, after all, to talk to God because he has faith in Her and believes everything will be resolved if he just talks to Her.

Before he does that, though, when Crowley shows his lack of faith again (same thing as before), Aziraphale is the one forgiving him this time.

His stance on forgiveness changed since the bandstand - now he's taking it upon himself to forgive Crowley, who had previously said he's unforgivable. And before he says it, he looks at him as if he's remembering what Crowley said about being unforgivable. He's essentially saying, "God may not forgive you, God may say you're unforgivable, but I don't think you are, I forgive you."

It's ironic how that happens right before he's about to put all his faith in God, desperate to be proven right, just to be met with the Metatron's floating head, whose words are making him question his faith even further.

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They're grumpy :D

I really like how his face turned out, really proud of it :>

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if we get an actual minisode in s3 i hope it’s jesus. i hope it’s year 7 A.D. and both aziraphale and crowley are interacting with this kid without the other knowing. crowley laid out on a straw couch lamenting to this kid about the precise color of an angel’s eyes. no angel in particular, just like, generally. and also do you want me to pretend to be your dad and check you out of the village school later so we can go chuck rocks at seagulls. and then the next day aziraphale babysits jesus to give mary and joseph a break and chides him on his manners when he talks with his mouth full. and this absolute child is like “i’m literally your mom”

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its been one of these weeks pass the aziraphale say so amv

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me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

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i was about to go to bed but then i saw your post @thesherrinfordfacility and had to make this

hopefully i can rest now

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I'm reading about how Israel, in the immediate aftermath of the 1948 Nakba, deliberately replaced olive trees and other indigenous flora with European plants. This ecological disaster, which is now proudly hailed under the banner of 'making the desert bloom,' was done to 'de-Arabize' the landscape, and to cover up - often with fast-growing European pine trees -the ruins of Palestinian villages that were destroyed by Zionists forces.

And I just need everyone to read this passage from Pappé, because the symbolism of what happened to those European pine trees in the desert speaks for itself:

The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine, by Ilan Pappé (2006, p. 227-228.)

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no listen LISTEN hear me out - what if the 1941 kiss didn't happen at the bookshop. what if it happened in the bit between the zombies leaving and the bookshop. still listening? cool, well picture this - crowley throws down his hat as we see in s2, aziraphale gathers himself and says its all going to be fine - and before he can get a word in crowley's bursting up onto his feet, pacing and ranting, clutching at his hair about how it's "too late, always too late", aziraphale in a fluster trying to calm him down so he can tell him that he's safe it's all okay and then crowley just whirls around grabs aziraphale and snogs the living daylights out of him?? aziraphale is shocked and before he can even start to return it crowley pulls away, "fuck, shit, im sorry... but i just... needed to do that before- well, before." and then he grabs his hat, "c'mon angel, let's get you home", and then boom back at the bookshop where crowley's blatantly Not Talking About It, especially after aziraphale manages to eventually reveal that he saved crowley and all is, in fact, okay. and this tender-boneless-chicken look???:

that - That - is screaming "do it again. please, do it again."

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Crowley didn’t get the holy water ‘insurance’ from aziraphale yet for their next meeting he still risked life and limb and hell’s wrath just to rescue aziraphale from the paperwork of discorporation in a literal church. Feeling normal about this