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"And this has officially gotten too strange for me."

"... Maleficent." 

diavxl is wandering!

"What…"

“Who…How?”

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*pokes head out from under a rock* >.> Hi.

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The moment when I realized my best friend would be such a great Diaval cosplay...

And he refuses to make his platinum blond hair black (lower right is from three years ago)

I hate him right now.

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meme; things I like to know about rp partners

I came up with this based on things I love to know about RP partners! ;; Feel free to reblog and fill in your own answers-- or don't. Shh. Love me.

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I like to be called: Linds or Mhysa My favorite color is: Green! Gender: Female One thing you should know about me: I will drink your tears like a fine wine. One thing you should know about my muse: ...He's sort of a little shit. But let's be real here, you all know that already. Prepare to fall in love with a bird. First language: English

                   HIGHLIGHT:

Age range: under 13 | 14-17 | 18-22 | 23-25 | 26-29 | 30+ Am I okay with NSFW?: Yes | No | Sometimes | I live & breath NSFW I have: one | more than one muse(s).  [ prxtotype / teleknetic / failurewillnotbetolerated / notabloodyalarmclock / Sterling Archer / HP Oc(TBC)] My favorite/most common thing to RP is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | other  OC friendly?: Yes | No | Depends RP blog: does | doesn’t contain OOC posts

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                   ... Nope. 

     "Keep on squawkin’ like that and I will eat you, lítill fugl.”

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BTW if you're looking for Diaval gifs

http://themagnetprotectingstarksheart.tumblr.com/post/87549069547/diaval-from-maleficent-gif-hunt

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"Because someone has to do it. And let us be honest, you need me to do it." A wry smirk crossed his lips before he tilted his head, glancing back to where the spell was shot before his hand covered his eyes, shaking his head. A chuckle was released. "I think she's the worst one. These idiots."

"Why do you enjoy taking the joy out of my day, bird?" She asks. Maleficent is set on making these little pranks. After all, most of her power is saved to keep the Moors away from the soldiers and not on these petty needs. “She’s not going to get planted, but we should make sure she doesn’t get watered. Again.” A wave of her fingers and points to the human dressed in green. She’s now stumbling and had just fallen to the ground ungraciously. 

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I’m gonna do what he asked me to do. I’m gonna take care of my family. I’m going to be a better brother, a better son, and a better friend, to both of our species. Because what I’ve realized, is that I can’t turn my back on either of them. The only way I can do all this, is by pretending to be a good soldier, by working for my uncle, staying one step ahead of him. And that is what I’m going to do. 

                                             - Stephen Jameson

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--Sometimes, he wondered about his mistress. Other times, he decided it was better off not knowing. "You did that last week. Why not just let everyone have a peaceful day after we make sure the little one doesn't somehow get planted in the dirt like a flower?"

"Shhh…. It’s just a little prank." The Faery smiles, hands ready to weave and perform yet another silly prank on the three pixies. Maybe this time she’ll make the ground under them turn to mud.

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Casual reminder. New blogs go into a 24 hour Hell period when you tag.

Tell me if you tagged me in something?

Thanks!

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THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW.

I’M DOWN. I’M DOWN. I CAN’T GET UP. I’M DEAD.

HOLY FGUCKING SHIT. NO. 

NF0OFUJSI

I KNEW IT WAS COMING. I KNEW. BUT STILL. FOR FUCKS SAKE. OH MY FUCKING GOD DAMN GOD.

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letitbenomore

          "----No. Absolutely not, Maleficent."

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devil’s backbone // the civil wars

don’t care if he’s guilty, don’t care if he’s not he’s good and he’s bad and he’s all that i’ve got oh lord, oh lord, i’m begging you please don’t take that sinner from me

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tomorrowtechie

#-sideeyes John hard-

I COULDN'T EVEN TAKE THE EXTRA FOUR SECONDS TO SWITCH WINDOWS. I HAD TO.