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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

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Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

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Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

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Nick & Jess + season finales

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The Mission Chapter 8

Pairings: Ari Levinson x Reader

Warnings:  swearing, mild smut, fluff

Summary: Ari Levinson tries to recruit you for Operation Brothers.  While you weren’t ready for any kind of mission, you obliged after much consideration. You didn’t plan on falling in love along the way.  But will Ari return those feelings? Or will his heart only be on the mission?

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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

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NO shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore.

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Signs of summer: when your Starbucks drink turns pink, and has ice instead of hot.

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ENDLESS LIST OF CELEBRITY CRUSHES ↳ 5/∞ Chris Evans

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June. Hi you are always welcome here. School gets out. Family comes to down. And summer is nearing us.

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My little brother and his beautiful girlfriend went to prom today. I feel so old. I remember when he was born now he is going to junior prom! He looks handsome and she looks beautiful. Thanks for stopping by. #prom2018 #brother #family #mylife

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Mean tweets - Chris Evans

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