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This little diaper boy has no idea what he's in for. Mommy has needs.
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(Sandy comes to check on Levi in the nursery. It is dark, only his nightlight providing a little illumination.) "Oh, Levi. I love you so much, but more like a mommy loves her baby. I enjoy being your mommy, and I know you love being my baby. But I still have needs that only a real man can satisfy. I know you will understand. My boyfriend is downstairs being very patient. Wait until he sees me in this new lingerie set!" Sandy walks to the door, and says, "Night night baby. I love you and I'll see you in the morning."
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Becca (floral dress) walks into the room and is amazed at the nursery Laura has put together. "Sis, this is beautiful! You always were the artistic one," says Becca. Laura (black dress) says, "Well, thank you. This is where Luke will sleep from now on. And you've already met Nanny Sara, right?" "Yes. It is beautiful! And I see that you bought a crib as well," replied Becca. "Yes, I'll have to move him into it if he sleepwalks again or falls off the bed. Oh, hey Sara, I just changed his diaper, so he should be good for a while." Sara replies, "Ok, Mrs. Klein. Don't worry about a thing. We're going to have a great time, right Luke?" "Yeah. I got us a movie I picked out!" said Luke. "You guys get moving. I've got this in hand," said Sara. "Thanks so much, Sara!" Laura gives Luke a kiss on the forehead. "And you, baby boy, you be good and do what Ms. Sara tells you," Laura instructed him. The doorbell rings. "Who's that, mama?" asked Luke. "Just a couple more friends. Let's get moving, sis," Laura replied. Laura takes Sara aside and whispers, "Can you stay over night? I may stay with Steve tonight." Sara whispers, "OK, no problem. Have a great time!"
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"Yes, Paul, you have to go! I'm sorry they lost your suitcase, but you know how important this conference is for me. I'm trying to build my network and meet colleagues. Having you there helps me look stable and confident." "But, I'm not . . . what will you tell people? I don't exactly look like a husband right now," Paul replied. "This company is very progressive about sexual identity and gender roles. They're big on diversity. Honestly, being gay might give me an edge for that next promotion. But if I show up alone, that will negatively affect how people see me." "So, what, you're married to a crossdresser? Is that good?" Paul said. "No, you're trans, early in your transition. Seriously -- you look amazing! And I hate to say this, but you're more attractive as a woman! If your bag doesn't show up, you will be my lesbian wife all week!"
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"Hi, baby. Mommy's in the mood. I'm going to take out your pacifier, so I can give you something better to suck on, OK?"
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"See Jamie, these are the things you would get to wear if you were a girl," said Grandma. "You could even be the flower girl for your sister's wedding!" said Jamie's mother. Then she asked, "Would you like to wear a pretty dress all poofy like your sister's wedding dress?"
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"I always knew you'd make a beautiful girl, Joey, " said Grandma. "I have a dress picked out for you, hanging on a hanger by the door. You will be amazing!. Thank you for letting me have some fun. I never had a girl to pass on my wisdom and skills, but now I've got you, Joey! Don't tell your mom!"
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(Woman in gold sparkly dress.) "I got one too many glasses of champagne--I forgot Jake is just a baby now! But we have to celebrate! My divorce from Jake will be final tomorrow, which means Katie and I can get married and adopt Jake. The adoption paperwork should be approved and legal by next week! Now we control everything! I think Jake will be happier as our baby. Especially when I start breastfeeding him in a few months. Hahahah!"
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"Lets celebrate, ladies! Jake is happier than ever as a baby and now we have total control over everything! Is it too late for a baby shower?!"
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Good morning, baby! Don't you dare take that paci out! Now, let's get you on the changing table and change that diaper!
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"I may just be a maid, but when I came in today I saw you being very naughty, making messes for me to clean up! Well that stops today! And don't bother reporting this to anyone. In Singapore, all adult women have the legal right to spank a man."
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"Now you be good, baby, and keep that pacifier in. Mommy needs to get back to her boyfriend."
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"Good morning, sleepy head! It's time for mommy to nurse you!"
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Mommy/wife (in red pant suit): "Oh, aren't you darling Sammi!? I love this one! I think it shows who wears the pants in this household. Are you going to be my little girl from now on? Maybe we need two services to renew and rewrite our vows to show the world your true identity and position in this marriage."
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Wife checking in on me. "Are you ok, baby? I heard some noises. If you're ok, I need to get back to Greg. You understand, baby. I love you, but I need a man, too."
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