Text
While the DM scammers trying to profit off of a humanitarian disaster are the absolute scum of the earth, one small grace is they have produced possibly the funniest opening to a Tumblr message we have ever seen
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
i wanna get in a bar fight defending my wife some day
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
Edit: turns out this is true
a woman sitting and minding her own goddamn business managed to give someone a panic attack? Queen shit.
445 notes
·
View notes
Text
is there such thing as an ai blocker? i never wanna see it ever
1 note
·
View note
Text
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
168K notes
·
View notes
Text
Radfems: this pattern of male socialization is harmful
"SO ALL MEN ARE EVIL?!?!?!"
Radfems: No, but socialization can affect even good or well meaning men-
"SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HATE MEN AND THEY'RE EVIL?!?!?!"
Radfems: I never said a word about evil or hate. I am discussing why certain behaviors stem from male socialization--
"SO MEN ARE EVIL?!?!? ALL OF THEM?!!?!?"
Radfems: No. You know that just casually saying the word "men" doesn't mean literally all men, right?
"IT MEANS LITERALLY 100% OF ALL MEN AROUND THE WORLD WHEN YOU SAY THAT!!!!!"
Radfems: it doesn't, you're just distracting from an uncomfortable topic--
"YOU'RE LITERALLY SAYING THAT LITERALLY ALL MEN ARE 100% EVIL?!?!?!"
Radfems: are you even listening anymo--
"THIS IS WHY MEN ARE TURNING AGAINST FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
73 notes
·
View notes
Text
when i get high the bdsm posts get really funny to me and im scared ill reblog one and make everyone unfollow me and leave me desolate and alone
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
85 notes
·
View notes
Text
so many girls and women feel like they have to be some kind of girl or woman. like there are a handful of female archetypes and you have to force yourself to meet the requirements of one of them. like you must be an it girl or a sporty girl or a dark academic or a hot cheeto girl or a tomboy or a girly girl. but only one. and girls who realize they’re complex multi-faceted people panic because they don’t fit cleanly into one type of woman. so you get posts like “is there an aesthetic is like cottagecore with a goth twist and a sprinkle of fairycore?” you’re human, not a neat character perfectly crafted to fit into a narrative. it’s okay to just exist without obsessing over what specific vibe you give off. it is good to just exist.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
This couldn't have happened to more deserving people
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
i don't care if monday's bleak
tuesday matches wednesday's freak
thursday mispronouncing steak
it's friday, i'm in love
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
168K notes
·
View notes
Text
424 notes
·
View notes
Text
11K notes
·
View notes