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just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean
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Depression: No do thing. Tired.
Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.
Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:
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Growing up i was always advised to marry a lighter skinned man so that my future kids are born “beautiful” with so called “good” hair as if being dark skinned is a life sentence and passing down your beauty is a crime. My dark skin is nothing to be ashamed of, i am beautiful as God made me and so is my son. @juhaamubayiwa
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
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got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///
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