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Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

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Thy end is _____

A: now

B tomorow

nice try

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I wanted to make this a shirt but never did c':

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How much talk could a talk tuah talk if a talk tuah could talk tuah

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Regarding the election. Everyone keep your heads up and use these next few months to support yourselves and each other.

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I'm going to probably drop off of the face of the internet for a week and a half. If you need anything from me, now is the time.

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the ironclad meets the necrobinder (volume warning)

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

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ok this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

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HAPPY OCTOBER EVERYONE (I am 12 days late)!

Do you love Tales of Vesperia? Do you love Halloween? Do you want to put a funny, little sticker on whatever surface pleases you?

Then please check out my etsy listing for these Halloween themed stickers!

Psst. If you buy a sticker, you'll also get a bonus ketchup and mustard Yuri and Flynn!

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No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

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Mr Yaoi himself

i thought that was his dog

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i feel like shit can y’all send me pics of the characters i like? Thanks

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Jujutsu Kaisen characters as random screenshots in my phone (part 20)

Link to other parts

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“Yuri Lowell-KUN”

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